Britney Spears: Blackout Review
I’m an equal-opportunity reviewer. Top 40 pop is hardly my favorite kind of music, but gimme (gimme) a well-crafted album...
The Daily Shocker: Cask Beer is Back on the Rise
All hail old-timey traditions that include things like…beer! I’ve been trying for over 24 hours to enter this site. Now...
Brew Review: Yuengling Traditional Lager
Yuengling, the yeast from the east. Not many west-coasters have experienced the cheap-yet-digestible taste that America’s Oldest Brewery provides. Similar...
Lightning Bolt + Muppets = Muppet Bolt
This is what happens when noise-rock duo Lightning Bolt (one of the best bands recording today) meets the Muppet collective:...
G-G-G-G-G-G-Ghosts!
To celebrate the fine tradition of Halloween we here at COED have compiled the best sites for ghost stories and...
Louis CK Animation Short
Comedian Louis CK explores the boundless world of animation:...
The Daily Shocker: Spider-Man Pumpkin Bombs
Spider-Man pumpkin bombs, made famous by the Green Goblin, are for sale. Is it just me or do the pumpkin...
Brew Review: Red Stripe
All of this Halloween talk and fall weather had me reaching for one beer last night: Red Stripe. A summer-styled...
Movies to Watch this Hallo-weekend
With Halloween coming up, it’s prime-time to watch a horror movie – but where? Are any movies worth watching in...
The Daily Shocker: Sam Adams Mad at Sam Adams
Sam Adams (Boston, brewer) is angry at Sam Adams (Portland, candidate for Mayor) for using his/its/their likeness…in name. Zac Efron...
Brew Review: Natural Ice
I enjoy Budweiser as much as the other guy, but Natural Ice should wipe it out of existence. Why go...
Wonderbras Are Wonderful Sometimes
I’m all about the truth – truth in relationships, truth in politics, truth in what a girl is hiding underneath...
New “I Am Legend” Trailer Unveiled
Another year, another Will-Smith-saves-the-world movie. I Am Legend had been garnering only decent buzz – until this new trailer surfaced...
Farrelly Brothers to Direct “Three Stooges” Movie?
If the Farrelly brothers get their way, a Three Stooges movie will be nyuk-nyuking into theaters soon. Reported to consist...
Brew Review: Becks Oktoberfest
Is Oktoberfest over? Did it start yet? To me it doesn’t matter – Oktoberfest is whenever I crack open a...
Led Zeppelin’s Catalog on iTunes – Is It Worth Purchasing?
Old fogies and teenage victims of classic rock epiphanies have reason to celebrate, as Led Zeppelin’s catalog will be on...
The Daily Shocker: Tom Hanks is Lost in MySpace
Tom Hanks, 51, has a real down-to-earth, normal MySpace page, complete with tell-all blogs and video. And get this: he...
James Lipton, American Pimp in France
I have always stood up for the misunderstood James Lipton, host and creator of Inside the Actor’s Studio. This guy...
Top Ten Trashiest Celebrities
Money can buy everything – except class. As many high-powered, million-dollar celebs have proven, you can’t take the trash out...
Air Out Your Dorm, You Slob!
Ah, to be independent from your parents and siblings – it’s freedom that most college students aren’t ready for, believe...
The Daily Shocker: Kamikaze Squirrel Destroys Car!
Story of the year thus far: a squirrel in suburban New Jersey gnaws on an electric wire, bursts into flames,...
Super Cool Trend Alert: Braille Tattoos
If a blind person has a more acute sense of touching, then why not cater to their attribute by giving...
The Daily Shocker: R.I.P. Rat Pack
Joey Bishop, the last living member of the Rat Pack, died today at 89. Don’t worry, Joey – heaven will...
Super Cool Trend Alert: Modding Your Bike
I’ll cut to the quick: bicycles are pretty cool, but super-duper modded bikes with track lighting, superfluous attachments, wings, pulleys...
Top (Outdoor) Activities to Do While Stoned
Nothing is greater than rolling up a primo joint and smoking it with friends – but what next? What do...
Amateur Entrepreneurs: The Worst Thing Ever
Back in Ye Olde Tinseltown days, most top-earning stars were stellar actors, singers and dancers, with none of the skills...
Tribute to the “Wilhelm Scream”
Have you ever wondered if Hollywood studios reuse the same scream effect over and over again? If you have, it’s...
The Daily Shocker: World War III
President George W. Bush, in a last-minute attempt to drum up some sort of approval, states that if Iran goes...
Jessica Alba (and Ass) Star in “The Eye”
The ass-tastic Jessica Alba plays a vision-impaired violinist in The Eye who gets her vision back via a cornea transplant…only...
The Daily Shocker: Pope John Paul II is on Fire
Don’t shoot the messenger! I’m not the one calling the deceased Pope John Paul II a flamer – the Vatican...
Her Depot: Home Depot for the Ladies
Hey ladiiiiiiiies! Aren’t you sick of your man going to Home Depot every weekend (word!) to buy more big-steel-things with...
18 Ways to Tell if Your Girlfriend is a Lesbian
Everybody has that friend who had a girlfriend that turned out to be a lesbian. Once the “breaking news” is...
Pirate Attacks Up 14% Worldwide
Modern-day pirates at large in Somalia and Nigeria. I didn’t know pirates really still existed; my dreams have come true!...
The Daily Shocker: Being Fat Saves Lives
A German man narrowly escapes certain death by falling off a hotel balcony onto his beer belly, which saved his...
The Daily Shocker: Way to Go, Jena Six
Way to go, Jena Six: your copycats are even more ignorant than you racist pricks. (WCBSTV) Way to go, Jena...
The 11 Hottest Women on Fall TV
The Fall TV season is off and running and like every new season, there are a few gems and a...
R.I.P. Lou Reed’s Post-VU Credibility
Velvet Underground is one of the – if not the – most crucial band of the late 60s and early...
Al Gore is Given the Nobel Peace Prize
Al “Super Cereal” Gore is given the Nobel Peace Prize. Good for him! (Nobelprize.org) Modern moms are lazier than moms...
The Daily Shocker: Ass-Kickin’ Moustache Man
After a man with a sweet ‘stache got heckled by a bunch of young teens he proceeded to kick one...
Kids Pole-Dancing: Hot or Not?
In a world where strippers make more money than most political figures, is it wrong to teach the youth of...
Ripe TV – Yoga 4 Dudes
You’re a dude, right? You like stuff that’s made for dudes like you right? You’re gonna love this all new...
The Daily Shocker: Drug Driving
Over 80% of New Zealanders around the age of 25 have admitted to driving under the influence of marijuana. The...
Radiohead’s “In Rainbows”: Track-by-Track
When the clock struck 12:00 this morning Radiohead fans clamored to their website and downloaded their new album In Rainbows...
Wanna Smell Like a Man’s Junk?
The crotch wars have officially begun… First, College Candy reported that German perfume company Vulva Original (website NSFW) had concocted...
The Daily Shocker: $1 Million Dollar Billz, Y’all!
Pittsburgh moron first tries to cash in a $1 million dollar bill at a local shop, then proceeds to reach...
Rock of Love: Undone and Examined
Oh, reality shows: the bane of our existence and our favorite guilty pleasure. ‘Tis a paradox. When word first came...
Indians Eliminate Yankees – Torre to Step Down?
After a topsy-turvy season, the New York Yankees have been eliminated from the playoffs by the Cleveland Indians. Historically, outside...
The Daily Shocker: You are NOT the Father…and You Are NOT the Mother!
This couple (sadly) outdid Maury Povich with a little help from their friends. (Sky News) Florida mom waves gun at...
The Heartbreak Kid: a Gross Miscalculation
Ben Stiller is looking old these days. He looks and acts like he could be Jason Biggs‘ dad. Even before...
The Daily Shocker: Latin-Americans Love Life
Statistics show that most Latin-American countries rank highest in a worldwide poll for “personal satisfaction.” Hot weather, nachos, Corona and...
Martha Stewart Needs to Smoke Some Weed
What’s in the pot, Martha – pot? Clearly not. When comedienne/everywoman Amy Sedaris appeared on Martha Stewart recently to cook...
George Clooney is a True “Liberator”
Seeing George Clooney trot out of his estate clutching the “Liberator” sex ramp got me thinking: why use the Liberator?...
Don’t Yell at Your TV – You May Get Arrested
Guy gets a criminal record for yelling obscene remarks at his television. (The Sun) Custom officers find a bunch of...
Video Trifecta: South Park
South Park will be airing all-new episodes this month starting tonight. The latest episode of the show has Cartman coping...
The Daily Shocker: Classy Strip Joints
Rachel’s Gentleman’s Club in Florida gives away complimentary flu-shots and free lunch to the elderly. No word on worthwhile benefits...
Sarah Silverman’s Thoughts
Sarah Silverman redefines the term “outspoken.” While the katana-tongued comedienne has as many haters as she does lovers, one thing...
Virgin Cream = Virgin Scheme?
I’m down for poonany preservation, but this is something else. Virgin Cream, a $60 cream that acts as a vajajay...
Is Hot Tub Sex Bad For You?
The hot tub: thought by many to be the ultimate in places to have sex. It’s comfortable, relaxing, heated –...
Rockies Edge Out Padres for the NL Wild Card
After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo) Schools the world...
The Daily Shocker: Players Gonna Play, Ballers Gonna Ball
Ladies be warned: you can’t change a player’s game in the 9th inning. (NY Post) When violators of driving laws...
Blade Runner: The Final Cut
If George Lucas and Steven Spielberg can update and tweak their past masterworks (to varying degrees), it’s fair to give...
Radiohead’s New Album to be Released in 10 Days…For Free!
When news about Radiohead’s new album went cold for a few months, people expected a big announcement from the camp...
The Daily Shocker: Attic Cash Stash
Man finds $100K in attic, ends up fighting cops, widow, demon inside him that says “f*** it all, move to...
The Hollywood Remake Epidemic Strikes Again with The Karate Kid
It was bound to happen: Hollywood hacks may be taking The Karate Kid, one of the most beloved movies of...
The Daily Shocker: Roman Bath Houses for Sale
For only £300,000 you – yes, you! – can have your very own Roman Bath house. It’s perfect for relaxing...
Bosom Buttons: Not a Friend to Mankind
The fashion rage for some women today is (false) modesty. Appearing on the market with no predecessor whatsoever, the Bosom...
The Daily Shocker: Who Farted?
Tom Cruise asks the eternal question: “Who farted?” (AZ Central) UK fitness levels for women are “At an all-time low.”...
COED Presents: the REAL Dorm Room Essentials
Featherbeds, futons, laundry bags, white boards – you don’t need any of them. They don’t matter; they’re inconsequential in you...
The Daily Shocker: Damn Dirty Baboons
350 baboons run rampant in South Africa’s neighborhoods, going into the fridge without permission, stealing food and taking dumps all...
Halo 3 “Quickie” Review: First Impressions
At 12:00 this morning Halo 3 was unleashed to the masses with an anticipation rivaled only by the biggest big-budget...
“Indiana Jones 4” Extra Leaks Out Major Plot Points (Major Spoilers)
Never trust a Russian. Tyler Nelson, a ballet dancer who worked on the newly-christened Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of...
The Daily Shocker: Half-a-Million-Dollar Beer
Good news: eBay user “Petere92346” sells an unopened bottle of “allsop’s [sic] arctic ale.full and corked with a wax seal”...
XO Laptops: Give 1 Get 1
Wait! Before you exit this article because there’s a lack of T&A, read on – it’s for a good cause ...
Tarantino to Direct Swedish Soft-Core Flick
Upon the arrival of Death Proof on DVD Director Quentin Tarantino was interviewed by the London Telegraph; he spilled the...
Kelly “Shoes” Is Back: “Let Me Borrow That Top”
Before Chris Crocker whined his way into our subconscious, before Tay Zonday baffled YouTube audiences with “Chocolate Rain,” there was...
The Daily Shocker: Beer-Retrieving Dog
This “Beer Retriever” is truly Man’s Best Friend. (CollegeHumor) Former President Bill Clinton jokes that he may “slit his throat”...
Good Luck Chuck, You’re Gonna Need It
I am completely baffled whenever I hear anybody say they find Dane Cook funny. Every time. Without fail. Am I...
Karma Sutra, the Musical
The Karma Sutra is an ancient text of sexual enlightenment, yes – but how does one project its glory with...
Peteuse: the Sexiest Farter on the Web
Sexy girls farting: it’s a myth that, once in a great while, is debunked by a crop-duster totally embarrassed by...
“Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots” New Trailer Leaked!
I’ve been a fan of the MGS series since the 8-bit incarnation way back in the day, and it’s out-of-control...
