Brew Review: Yuengling Traditional Lager
Yuengling, the yeast from the east. Not many west-coasters have experienced the cheap-yet-digestible taste that America’s Oldest Brewery provides. Similar...
Brew Review: Red Stripe
All of this Halloween talk and fall weather had me reaching for one beer last night: Red Stripe. A summer-styled...
Brew Review: Natural Ice
I enjoy Budweiser as much as the other guy, but Natural Ice should wipe it out of existence. Why go...
New “I Am Legend” Trailer Unveiled
Another year, another Will-Smith-saves-the-world movie. I Am Legend had been garnering only decent buzz – until this new trailer surfaced...
Brew Review: Becks Oktoberfest
Is Oktoberfest over? Did it start yet? To me it doesn’t matter – Oktoberfest is whenever I crack open a...
Led Zeppelin’s Catalog on iTunes – Is It Worth Purchasing?
Old fogies and teenage victims of classic rock epiphanies have reason to celebrate, as Led Zeppelin’s catalog will be on...
The Daily Shocker: Tom Hanks is Lost in MySpace
Tom Hanks, 51, has a real down-to-earth, normal MySpace page, complete with tell-all blogs and video. And get this: he...
Air Out Your Dorm, You Slob!
Ah, to be independent from your parents and siblings – it’s freedom that most college students aren’t ready for, believe...
The Daily Shocker: World War III
President George W. Bush, in a last-minute attempt to drum up some sort of approval, states that if Iran goes...
The Daily Shocker: Ass-Kickin’ Moustache Man
After a man with a sweet ‘stache got heckled by a bunch of young teens he proceeded to kick one...
Kids Pole-Dancing: Hot or Not?
In a world where strippers make more money than most political figures, is it wrong to teach the youth of...
The Daily Shocker: Drug Driving
Over 80% of New Zealanders around the age of 25 have admitted to driving under the influence of marijuana. The...
Radiohead’s “In Rainbows”: Track-by-Track
When the clock struck 12:00 this morning Radiohead fans clamored to their website and downloaded their new album In Rainbows...
The Daily Shocker: $1 Million Dollar Billz, Y’all!
Pittsburgh moron first tries to cash in a $1 million dollar bill at a local shop, then proceeds to reach...
Rock of Love: Undone and Examined
Oh, reality shows: the bane of our existence and our favorite guilty pleasure. ‘Tis a paradox. When word first came...
Indians Eliminate Yankees – Torre to Step Down?
After a topsy-turvy season, the New York Yankees have been eliminated from the playoffs by the Cleveland Indians. Historically, outside...
The Daily Shocker: You are NOT the Father…and You Are NOT the Mother!
This couple (sadly) outdid Maury Povich with a little help from their friends. (Sky News) Florida mom waves gun at...
The Heartbreak Kid: a Gross Miscalculation
Ben Stiller is looking old these days. He looks and acts like he could be Jason Biggs‘ dad. Even before...
The Daily Shocker: Latin-Americans Love Life
Statistics show that most Latin-American countries rank highest in a worldwide poll for “personal satisfaction.” Hot weather, nachos, Corona and...
Martha Stewart Needs to Smoke Some Weed
What’s in the pot, Martha – pot? Clearly not. When comedienne/everywoman Amy Sedaris appeared on Martha Stewart recently to cook...
George Clooney is a True “Liberator”
Seeing George Clooney trot out of his estate clutching the “Liberator” sex ramp got me thinking: why use the Liberator?...
Video Trifecta: South Park
South Park will be airing all-new episodes this month starting tonight. The latest episode of the show has Cartman coping...
The Daily Shocker: Classy Strip Joints
Rachel’s Gentleman’s Club in Florida gives away complimentary flu-shots and free lunch to the elderly. No word on worthwhile benefits...
Sarah Silverman’s Thoughts
Sarah Silverman redefines the term “outspoken.” While the katana-tongued comedienne has as many haters as she does lovers, one thing...
Virgin Cream = Virgin Scheme?
I’m down for poonany preservation, but this is something else. Virgin Cream, a $60 cream that acts as a vajajay...
Is Hot Tub Sex Bad For You?
The hot tub: thought by many to be the ultimate in places to have sex. It’s comfortable, relaxing, heated –...
Rockies Edge Out Padres for the NL Wild Card
After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo) Schools the world...
Blade Runner: The Final Cut
If George Lucas and Steven Spielberg can update and tweak their past masterworks (to varying degrees), it’s fair to give...
Radiohead’s New Album to be Released in 10 Days…For Free!
When news about Radiohead’s new album went cold for a few months, people expected a big announcement from the camp...
The Daily Shocker: Attic Cash Stash
Man finds $100K in attic, ends up fighting cops, widow, demon inside him that says “f*** it all, move to...
The Hollywood Remake Epidemic Strikes Again with The Karate Kid
It was bound to happen: Hollywood hacks may be taking The Karate Kid, one of the most beloved movies of...
COED Presents: the REAL Dorm Room Essentials
Featherbeds, futons, laundry bags, white boards – you don’t need any of them. They don’t matter; they’re inconsequential in you...
XO Laptops: Give 1 Get 1
Wait! Before you exit this article because there’s a lack of T&A, read on – it’s for a good cause ...
