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Jan 22, 2008

Oscar Nominations are In

As expected, There Will Be Blood and No Country For Old Men lead the 2008 Oscar nominations. And seriously –...

Jan 21, 2008

Brew Review: Rolling Rock

When it comes to cheap beer, quality is as thin as the head most cheap ones provide. But there are...

Jan 17, 2008

Lasagna Cat is King

While it’s sure to go over the head of many viewers (due to relevance, not pretentiousness), the Garfield tributes by...

Golden Globes Winners’ List

I could rant on about the Golden Globes (or lack thereof), but when it comes down to it, you just...

Jan 14, 2008

Will the Academy Awards Suffer from WGA Strike?

We recently chimed in with our thoughts on the truncated Golden Globes, stating that the awards show is barely relevant...

Jan 9, 2008

Brew Review: Budweiser Chelada

Americanized versions of Cheladas (Mexican specialty beers that use lime and salt for a distinctive flavor) have yet to impress...

Jan 8, 2008

Jan 5, 2008

Get Classy with a XYXX Condom Case

Girls like dopey cute guys, but not the types that fumble around with condom wrappers and put the safety net...

Jan 4, 2008

Britney Spears Rushed to Hospital in Ambulance After Holding Her Kids Hostage

Has it finally happened? Are people finally ready to stop taking cheap shots at Britney Spears (both literally and figuratively)...

Jan 3, 2008

Brew Review: Harpoon Winter Warmer

The holidays are over, and the snow doesn’t look like lovely sheets of soft cotton stretched for miles anymore; it’s...

Jan 3, 2008

Love Mattress Cures “Spoon Arm,” Looks Naughty

The science of spooning is one that’s been left by the wayside for decades, leaving too many couples with aching...

Jan 3, 2008

“Rock Her World” Girl Wants More Money, Respect, Media Attention

Watch this video of a hot model faking an orgasm in a jewelry commercial: [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BreNK_BOsEY&rel=1] Now that we are...

Dec 20, 2007

Brew Review: Hitachino Nest Espresso Stout

I’ve been hearing all this talk about Espresso Stouts lately, so I decided to give them a shot…of espresso! Get...

Dec 19, 2007

Killer of Emily Sander aka “Zoey Zane” Captured!

After spending all day hearing about babies making babies and other fluff, it’s good to hear about something relevant and...

Dec 18, 2007

Peter Jackson is Returning to the Shire!

It’s official: Peter Jackson will executive produce not one but two Hobbit films that will be shot back-to-back (echoes of...

Dec 17, 2007

The Sixty One: Admirable, But Misses the Point

We live in a “you heard it here first” kind of world, where artists are hyped for all the wrong...