How To Cuddle Correctly
Even the most macho male can admit that cuddling in bed is pretty rad - unless your arm gets trapped underneath a pile of pillows, losing all blood circulation while your girl sleeps easy. I never thought somebody would have the brains or patience to solve this problem of all problems, but I was wrong: here is a list of superior snuggling tips.
Brew Review: Samuel Adams Winter Lager
When I'm holed up indoors during the winter months I find myself appreciating the taste of beer far more than any other season. Mark it up to cabin fever if you want, but my taste buds pucker up in cold weather. Samuel Adams Winter Lager, one of the brewing company's many great season-specific beers, doesn't disappoint in my constant need for a well-bodied, alcoholic beverage in cool weather.
Winter is Here! It’s Time to Style That Facial Hair
This winter, forget the clean-shaven look of summer and sport the facial hair. Varying this aspect of your image during cold weather gives you several opportunities to mix things up. You’ll enjoy finding new cost-effective ways to reinvent yourself. Even better, you’ll find the ladies loving the new you.
Brew Review: Stella Artois
On the rare instance I make it to Happy Hour, my choice of beer is usually one that can take the edge off without being too expensive (and complex) or too cheap (and cheap-tasting). I'd say eight times out of ten, Stella Artois does the job. The pride of Belgium pours a light golden color with plenty of frothy head and bubbles; a grassy, citrus scent gives way to a smell of slightly skunked beer, which isn't very attractive to say the least. Still, its distinct stink is similar to almost every Euro Pale Lager I've encountered, so methinks its hereditary...
“Riverbottom Nightmare Band” is the Greatest Christmas Song of All Time
It’s indisputable: “Riverbottom Nightmare Band” is not only the greatest Christmas song of all time, but the greatest song of...
COED Vault: The World Sexual Relationship Database
As far as W.H.O.M. (World Health Optimization Management) is concerned, it’s a great idea to publish the sexual history of...
The Big Hurt Told to Beat-it!
The Toronto Blue Jays released slumping designated hitter Frank Thomas Sunday, cutting the 19-year veteran loose one day after he...
Today is National High Five Day
If you’re up to snuff on your odd holidays, you should be aware that every third Thursday of April is...
“The Babysitters” Movie Trailer
The Babysitters is a 2007 independent film directed by David Ross. It stars John Leguizamo, Cynthia Nixon and Katherine Watterson....
Scarlett Johansson’s First Available Track: “Anywhere I Lay My Head”
The fine folks at Stereogum have linked up to Scarlett Johannson’s first song off her upcoming album of Tom Waits’...
Reversing the Curse: Red Sox Jersey Excavated From Yankee Stadium
In one of the funnier stories in sports, a construction worker/Yankee hater/Red Sox lover working on the Yankees new stadium...
Get Stoned with Tom Cruise…Purple
Hey kids…wanna get high? I have every strain of marijuana you could ever ask for — Hawaiian Kush, Northern Lights,...
Sickest Beer Pong Skills Ever
Dude needs to be featured on every late night talk show at the very least, and become the international representative...
Hot Blonde Gets Rid of One Night Stand
A seriously hot blonde demonstrates a very simple way to get rid of a guy from the night before. Hot...
The Roots’ Collabo With Fall Out Boy Falls Apart
“Birthday Girl,” a song recorded by The Roots with Fall Out Boy’s Patrick Stump on vocals, has been taken off...
“Short Circuit” Remake In the Works
Number Five – Johnny Five, to be exact – is alive. The news of a Short Circuit remake has been...
100 MPH Line Drive Off Head
Notre Dame baseball pitcher Wade Korpi takes a line drive off the head. The radar gun picked it up off...
Wii Are Getting Bored: Nintendo Sales Up, Quality Releases Down
It’s the moment I feared: Nintendo Wii, like the GameCube before it – and the Nintendo 64 before that! –...
COED Presents: Cheerleaders of the 2008 NCAA Basketball Tournament Championship Game
Sure if the sexiness of a team’s cheerleaders guaranteed championships then the UCLA basketball team wouldn’t have been knocked off...
Lollapalooza 2008 Lineup Announced
Lollapalooza’s lineup has been officially announced! As expected, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Kanye West and Nine Inch ...
Five “Emo” Albums That You Shouldn’t Be Ashamed of Loving and Owning
Even with the lack of creative input in pop and the questionable ethics of gangsta rap, “emo” is the dirtiest...
Men in Scandinavia Love to Show Off Their Mustang Skinline Jeans
I hate the Internet so hard sometimes. Why are Scandinavian dudes uploading videos of themselves wearing Mustang Skinline Jeans, the...
Coming Soon: Super Pii Pii Brothers?!
Either this is a very well-conceived prank just in time for April Fools, or the most outta control video game...
“Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds” is a Great Way to Waste a Sunday
The Hot Shots Golf franchise keeps it real – real casual and goofy, that is. Often imitated and never duplicated...
Audio Historians Discover First Tune Ever Recorded, Dating Back to 1860
One of the most legit news stories this month has been all but ignored by most media sources, or at...
Paris Hilton Should Never Belly Dance
It’s a love/hate thing with Paris Hilton. Most days you’re annoyed by her vapid personality and shameless self promoting. But...
Don’t Cry For Me, Tijuana: Emo Wars in Mexico
If there’s one thing worse than misguided emo kids whining about the world, it’s ‘punk’ kids getting all aggro on...
Dr. Pepper to Axl Rose: Give Us “Democracy” and We Will Give Soda to All
In one of the most savvy marketing plans ever hatched, Dr. Pepper has promised a free can of soda to...
The Raconteurs – “Salute Your Solution”
“Salute Your Solution” is the first single from The Raconteurs’ new album, Consolers Of The Lonely, which can be purchased...
Lebron and Gisele’s Vogue Cover: Racist, or the Victim of a Really Slow News Day?
Rather than focusing on Lebron James being the first black man on the cover of Vogue (alongside supermodel Gisele Bundchen,...
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead Trailer
From Bloody Disgusting: An out of work lothario, Julian Marsh (Hoffman), scores a break as the director of an off-Broadway...
Virginia Tech Settlement Package
So let’s assume you’re dead, and your school f**ked up and allowed it to happen through a lack of planning...
Suge Knight Returns to the Limelight, Lowers Entertainment Standards Worldwide
And here we go again, with that whole “keeping it real” adage that gangsta rap motherf***ing swears by. Death Row’s...
Brew Review: Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Ale
Being a New Hampshirian (?) at heart, Smuttynose is a beer I have fond memories of, even though I don’t...
Le Tabarnak is Le Tabarwack
Terrible title, I know. I realize this has been buzzed about for a few days now, but I have to...
Steve-O Seeks Salvation, Damns Drugs
From jail to rehab and everything in between, I had the impression that Jackass star Steve-O was just your run-of-the-mill...
Nintendo Wii’s “Dragon Quest Swords” Offers Up Cheap Thrills for the Unskilled
Right from the get-go, Dragon Quest Swords reminded me of Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest on the SNES, an often forgotten...
Boondock Saints Sequel in the Works
Sony Picture Studios has decided to go forward with a sequel to Boondock Saints, one of the most maligned and...
MGM Rolls Out Their Latest Schedule of Remakes, Including…Robocop?
Let’s get right down to business. From MGM’s press release: MGM is planning an exciting fall and winter release schedule....
American Airlines: Home to World Class Flights and Masturbating Passengers
Just when you thought it was safe to take a nap on a flight to L.A., some random guy has...
Quick Tips for St. Patrick’s Day
Unfortunately, St. Patrick’s Day this year falls on a Monday (today, if you so happened to forget) – so what?...
The Future is Now: Smart Goggles
We’re only a few months into 2008, and it’s already turning out to be quite the year for technological breakthroughs,...
COED Presents: Akido
This week, I have started getting my ass kicked with a new martial art – Akido/Aikido. You might remember it...
Brew Review: Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR)
After trying many classy brews, it’s about time I reviewed an old standby of mine, Pabst Blue Ribbon. A pharmacy...
Steve-O is Insane-O
Steve-O, fresh out of jail and clutching a handful of lemons, is seen in a newly-uploaded YouTube clip attempting to...
Bro Search
Girlfriends are a dime a dozen but a good Bro can be impossible to replace. Finally, a website that tackles...
Absolut Zach
Zach was asked to make an ad for Absolut Vodka as part of their ongoing artist series. He agreed as...
Sound Check: Snoop Dogg – “Ego Trippin'”
Snoop Dogg – Ego Trippin’ (2008) Ego Trippin’, Snoop Dogg’s 1,979th album in as many years (dog years?) has the...
Harvard Loves Buff Muslim Women!
When not engaged in jihad or shaving their backs, Muslim women like to stay buff. Harvard University has banned men...
Will “Super High Me” Justify Smoking Pot?
Taking a note from the Morgan Spurlock School of Thought, comedian (and weed enthusiast) Doug Benson will release Super High...
Sharper Image Needs to Sell Everything
For Christmas I got a Sharper Image giftcard from my girlfriend’s parents. $100 is not too shabby, but at Sharper...
The Future is Now: Solar Robot Mower
With recent automotive and sexual breakthroughs in technology, we are finally on pace to live in a true blue (neon...
Brew Review: Modelo Especial
I cannot for the life of me understand why Modelo Especial gets a bad rap. Sure, the squat bottled brew...
MLB 2K8 is Hyper Technical, But Worth the Effort
I can’t lie: sports games have become far too technical in the past few years. I remember when Bases Loaded...
Hangboarding: Tubing for the “Extreme” Crowd
While searching high and low for any “happenings” online, I stumbled onto extreme sports latest sensation, Hangboarding. It’s like this:...
Sound Check: Nine Inch Nails – “Ghosts I-IV”
Following the blueprint laid down by Radiohead late last year, Nine Inch Nails have released Ghosts I-IV, a 4-disc instrumental...
Meet and Greet Scarlett Johansson For a Few Thousand Dollars
UK-based Oxfam International knows when the stars donate to charity, a deal must be struck. Celebrity charity thrives on doing...
Semi-Pro Fakes the Funk
Throw comedy everyman Will Ferrell into a zany project that deals with the rise and fall of a lovable idiot...
Inmates Do Soulja Boy and Hammer
Yes, they are doing time – but they are doing the time of their life!...
Brew Review: Old Speckled Hen
A local bar in NYC I stumbled into recently had Old Speckled Hen, an English Pale Ale I’ve never even...
Sound Check: Lenny Kravitz – It Is Time for a Love Revolution (2008)
Lenny Kravitz – It Is Time for a Love Revolution (2008) EZ-livin’ faceless rock for dads under 40, courtesy of...
Video Game Preview: MLB 2K8
Every calendar year sports titles roll out their latest entries, mostly consisting of updated rosters, one new gameplay feature (that...
Daily Snapshot: UK Babes on the Cover of Loaded
When clicked, the following pictures lead to galleries that could cause hot flashes and hyperventilation. You’ve been warned!...
Student Gov. Parties Spend Big $$ at U of Florida
Student Government Parties Spend Big Bucks at U of Florida The whirl of orange and blue stickers, fliers and T-shirts...
Sound Check: Beach House – Devotion (2008)
Beach House – Devotion (2008) Kinda-sorta hypnotizing display of Mazzy Star dream pop for the winter lover’s crowd. A warm...
Brew Review: Killian’s Irish Red
Killian’s Irish Red is located straight in the heart of beer purgatory, where snobbish types and casual drinkers alike don’t...
Japanese TV Kills American TV
While we Americans get all riled up for the airbrushed action of American Gladiators, the Japanese one-up us with their...
STD E-Cards are Great…Unless You’re Receiving One, Which is Totally NOT COOL
Congratulations! You have an STD! (Nope. That’s not funny at all.) What better way to celebrate the most unfortunate of...
NBC’s “New” Knight Rider is Ridiculous
Like most disgruntled viewers of television today, I wonder why the f*** studios find it necessary to churn out countless...
Marilyn Manson’s Mansinthe
While his n00b goth music annoys me like no other – if you really want to hear some freaky pagan...
Brew Review: Brooklyn Lager
Being a frequent traveler to New York (don’t worry, Red Sox/Pats/Celtics fans – I’m still a dedicated fan) I find...
EliteXC – Kimbo vs. Tank – February 16
If you are a dude with a vagina, then you have not been taking notice of the showdown scheduled for...
What Would Kimbo Do?
Episode one of Breaks new series “What Would Kimbo Do?” Starring world famous street fighter and EliteXC Mixed Martial Artist...
Cookin’ With Coolio
Just when you thought it was safe to declare that everything on TV has been done two-thousand times over, tentacled...
Hey Berkeley, Go F**k Yourselves!
Berkeley, the famously liberal college town in California, has taken aim at Marine recruiters, saying they are “not welcome in...
Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden?
Morgan Spurlock, director and star of Super Size Me (2004), is back with his latest documentary, Where in the World...
Why the 2008 Grammys Were Terrible
Ohmigodohmigodohmigod!! So, weren’t the Grammys amazing? When Alicia Keys did that duet with Frank Sinatra, wasn’t it mindblowing? I was...
Break Dancer Knocks Himself Out
Remember that video of the ninja that does a flip and knocks himself out? This guy takes a similar hit...
