How To Cuddle Correctly
Even the most macho male can admit that cuddling in bed is pretty rad - unless your arm gets trapped underneath a pile of pillows, losing all blood circulation while your girl sleeps easy. I never thought somebody would have the brains or patience to solve this problem of all problems, but I was wrong: here is a list of superior snuggling tips.
Brew Review: Samuel Adams Winter Lager
When I'm holed up indoors during the winter months I find myself appreciating the taste of beer far more than any other season. Mark it up to cabin fever if you want, but my taste buds pucker up in cold weather. Samuel Adams Winter Lager, one of the brewing company's many great season-specific beers, doesn't disappoint in my constant need for a well-bodied, alcoholic beverage in cool weather.
Brew Review: Stella Artois
On the rare instance I make it to Happy Hour, my choice of beer is usually one that can take the edge off without being too expensive (and complex) or too cheap (and cheap-tasting). I'd say eight times out of ten, Stella Artois does the job. The pride of Belgium pours a light golden color with plenty of frothy head and bubbles; a grassy, citrus scent gives way to a smell of slightly skunked beer, which isn't very attractive to say the least. Still, its distinct stink is similar to almost every Euro Pale Lager I've encountered, so methinks its hereditary...
Audio Historians Discover First Tune Ever Recorded, Dating Back to 1860
One of the most legit news stories this month has been all but ignored by most media sources, or at...
Suge Knight Returns to the Limelight, Lowers Entertainment Standards Worldwide
And here we go again, with that whole “keeping it real” adage that gangsta rap motherf***ing swears by. Death Row’s...
Brew Review: Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Ale
Being a New Hampshirian (?) at heart, Smuttynose is a beer I have fond memories of, even though I don’t...
Steve-O Seeks Salvation, Damns Drugs
From jail to rehab and everything in between, I had the impression that Jackass star Steve-O was just your run-of-the-mill...
Brew Review: Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR)
After trying many classy brews, it’s about time I reviewed an old standby of mine, Pabst Blue Ribbon. A pharmacy...
Brew Review: Modelo Especial
I cannot for the life of me understand why Modelo Especial gets a bad rap. Sure, the squat bottled brew...
Brew Review: Old Speckled Hen
A local bar in NYC I stumbled into recently had Old Speckled Hen, an English Pale Ale I’ve never even...
Brew Review: Killian’s Irish Red
Killian’s Irish Red is located straight in the heart of beer purgatory, where snobbish types and casual drinkers alike don’t...
STD E-Cards are Great…Unless You’re Receiving One, Which is Totally NOT COOL
Congratulations! You have an STD! (Nope. That’s not funny at all.) What better way to celebrate the most unfortunate of...
Brew Review: Brooklyn Lager
Being a frequent traveler to New York (don’t worry, Red Sox/Pats/Celtics fans – I’m still a dedicated fan) I find...
Brew Review: Tecate
What goes well with food? Beer, of course. But what goes well with spicy and salty food? Tecate, of course…?...
Brew Review: Heineken Lager
People hate anything that’s average, so why settle for anything less than the best? Well, for starters, when money is...
Oscar Nominations are In
As expected, There Will Be Blood and No Country For Old Men lead the 2008 Oscar nominations. And seriously –...
Brew Review: Rolling Rock
When it comes to cheap beer, quality is as thin as the head most cheap ones provide. But there are...
Lasagna Cat is King
While it’s sure to go over the head of many viewers (due to relevance, not pretentiousness), the Garfield tributes by...
Golden Globes Winners’ List
I could rant on about the Golden Globes (or lack thereof), but when it comes down to it, you just...
Will the Academy Awards Suffer from WGA Strike?
We recently chimed in with our thoughts on the truncated Golden Globes, stating that the awards show is barely relevant...
Brew Review: Budweiser Chelada
Americanized versions of Cheladas (Mexican specialty beers that use lime and salt for a distinctive flavor) have yet to impress...
Get Classy with a XYXX Condom Case
Girls like dopey cute guys, but not the types that fumble around with condom wrappers and put the safety net...
Britney Spears Rushed to Hospital in Ambulance After Holding Her Kids Hostage
Has it finally happened? Are people finally ready to stop taking cheap shots at Britney Spears (both literally and figuratively)...
Brew Review: Harpoon Winter Warmer
The holidays are over, and the snow doesn’t look like lovely sheets of soft cotton stretched for miles anymore; it’s...
Love Mattress Cures “Spoon Arm,” Looks Naughty
The science of spooning is one that’s been left by the wayside for decades, leaving too many couples with aching...
“Rock Her World” Girl Wants More Money, Respect, Media Attention
Watch this video of a hot model faking an orgasm in a jewelry commercial: Now that we are up to...
Brew Review: Hitachino Nest Espresso Stout
I’ve been hearing all this talk about Espresso Stouts lately, so I decided to give them a shot…of espresso! Get...
Killer of Emily Sander aka “Zoey Zane” Captured!
After spending all day hearing about babies making babies and other fluff, it’s good to hear about something relevant and...
Peter Jackson is Returning to the Shire!
It’s official: Peter Jackson will executive produce not one but two Hobbit films that will be shot back-to-back (echoes of...
The Sixty One: Admirable, But Misses the Point
We live in a “you heard it here first” kind of world, where artists are hyped for all the wrong...
Brew Review: Samuel Adams Cream Stout
Do you like cream in your coffee? If so, you may be a fan of Samuel Adams Cream Stout, a...
Cox Across America
To promote his upcoming film, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, actor John C. Reilly will hit the road on...
Experience Total Relaxation When Urinating with the Toilet Headrest
It’s high-time at the local bar you’re attending. You’ve been pounding beers all night and have called on the almighty...
