How To Cuddle Correctly
Even the most macho male can admit that cuddling in bed is pretty rad - unless your arm gets trapped underneath a pile of pillows, losing all blood circulation while your girl sleeps easy. I never thought somebody would have the brains or patience to solve this problem of all problems, but I was wrong: here is a list of superior snuggling tips.
Brew Review: Samuel Adams Winter Lager
When I'm holed up indoors during the winter months I find myself appreciating the taste of beer far more than any other season. Mark it up to cabin fever if you want, but my taste buds pucker up in cold weather. Samuel Adams Winter Lager, one of the brewing company's many great season-specific beers, doesn't disappoint in my constant need for a well-bodied, alcoholic beverage in cool weather.
Winter is Here! It’s Time to Style That Facial Hair
This winter, forget the clean-shaven look of summer and sport the facial hair. Varying this aspect of your image during cold weather gives you several opportunities to mix things up. You’ll enjoy finding new cost-effective ways to reinvent yourself. Even better, you’ll find the ladies loving the new you.
Brew Review: Stella Artois
On the rare instance I make it to Happy Hour, my choice of beer is usually one that can take the edge off without being too expensive (and complex) or too cheap (and cheap-tasting). I'd say eight times out of ten, Stella Artois does the job. The pride of Belgium pours a light golden color with plenty of frothy head and bubbles; a grassy, citrus scent gives way to a smell of slightly skunked beer, which isn't very attractive to say the least. Still, its distinct stink is similar to almost every Euro Pale Lager I've encountered, so methinks its hereditary...
COED Vault: The World Sexual Relationship Database
As far as W.H.O.M. (World Health Optimization Management) is concerned, it’s a great idea to publish the sexual history of...
The Big Hurt Told to Beat-it!
The Toronto Blue Jays released slumping designated hitter Frank Thomas Sunday, cutting the 19-year veteran loose one day after he...
Today is National High Five Day
If you’re up to snuff on your odd holidays, you should be aware that every third Thursday of April is...
Reversing the Curse: Red Sox Jersey Excavated From Yankee Stadium
In one of the funnier stories in sports, a construction worker/Yankee hater/Red Sox lover working on the Yankees new stadium...
“Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds” is a Great Way to Waste a Sunday
The Hot Shots Golf franchise keeps it real – real casual and goofy, that is. Often imitated and never duplicated...
Audio Historians Discover First Tune Ever Recorded, Dating Back to 1860
One of the most legit news stories this month has been all but ignored by most media sources, or at...
Dr. Pepper to Axl Rose: Give Us “Democracy” and We Will Give Soda to All
In one of the most savvy marketing plans ever hatched, Dr. Pepper has promised a free can of soda to...
Lebron and Gisele’s Vogue Cover: Racist, or the Victim of a Really Slow News Day?
Rather than focusing on Lebron James being the first black man on the cover of Vogue (alongside supermodel Gisele Bundchen,...
Virginia Tech Settlement Package
So let’s assume you’re dead, and your school f**ked up and allowed it to happen through a lack of planning...
Suge Knight Returns to the Limelight, Lowers Entertainment Standards Worldwide
And here we go again, with that whole “keeping it real” adage that gangsta rap motherf***ing swears by. Death Row’s...
Brew Review: Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Ale
Being a New Hampshirian (?) at heart, Smuttynose is a beer I have fond memories of, even though I don’t...
Le Tabarnak is Le Tabarwack
Terrible title, I know. I realize this has been buzzed about for a few days now, but I have to...
Steve-O Seeks Salvation, Damns Drugs
From jail to rehab and everything in between, I had the impression that Jackass star Steve-O was just your run-of-the-mill...
Nintendo Wii’s “Dragon Quest Swords” Offers Up Cheap Thrills for the Unskilled
Right from the get-go, Dragon Quest Swords reminded me of Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest on the SNES, an often forgotten...
Boondock Saints Sequel in the Works
Sony Picture Studios has decided to go forward with a sequel to Boondock Saints, one of the most maligned and...
MGM Rolls Out Their Latest Schedule of Remakes, Including…Robocop?
Let’s get right down to business. From MGM’s press release: MGM is planning an exciting fall and winter release schedule....
American Airlines: Home to World Class Flights and Masturbating Passengers
Just when you thought it was safe to take a nap on a flight to L.A., some random guy has...
Quick Tips for St. Patrick’s Day
Unfortunately, St. Patrick’s Day this year falls on a Monday (today, if you so happened to forget) – so what?...
The Future is Now: Smart Goggles
We’re only a few months into 2008, and it’s already turning out to be quite the year for technological breakthroughs,...
Brew Review: Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR)
After trying many classy brews, it’s about time I reviewed an old standby of mine, Pabst Blue Ribbon. A pharmacy...
Sound Check: Snoop Dogg – “Ego Trippin'”
Snoop Dogg – Ego Trippin’ (2008) Ego Trippin’, Snoop Dogg’s 1,979th album in as many years (dog years?) has the...
Sharper Image Needs to Sell Everything
For Christmas I got a Sharper Image giftcard from my girlfriend’s parents. $100 is not too shabby, but at Sharper...
The Future is Now: Solar Robot Mower
With recent automotive and sexual breakthroughs in technology, we are finally on pace to live in a true blue (neon...
Brew Review: Modelo Especial
I cannot for the life of me understand why Modelo Especial gets a bad rap. Sure, the squat bottled brew...
MLB 2K8 is Hyper Technical, But Worth the Effort
I can’t lie: sports games have become far too technical in the past few years. I remember when Bases Loaded...
Sound Check: Nine Inch Nails – “Ghosts I-IV”
Following the blueprint laid down by Radiohead late last year, Nine Inch Nails have released Ghosts I-IV, a 4-disc instrumental...
Semi-Pro Fakes the Funk
Throw comedy everyman Will Ferrell into a zany project that deals with the rise and fall of a lovable idiot...
Brew Review: Old Speckled Hen
A local bar in NYC I stumbled into recently had Old Speckled Hen, an English Pale Ale I’ve never even...
Sound Check: Lenny Kravitz – It Is Time for a Love Revolution (2008)
Lenny Kravitz – It Is Time for a Love Revolution (2008) EZ-livin’ faceless rock for dads under 40, courtesy of...
