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Aug 31, 2012

These Wild Roses Will Have You Howling Like A Wolf [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Summer is almost gone, but our bottles of boozer are still full, so let’s party! This week on “Drinks of...

Aug 9, 2012

Brown Cow, Sticki Palmer, Cherry Bomb [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Let’s get one thing straight—we don’t test and review hundreds of brands of liquor each year because we like it,...

Aug 2, 2012

Irish Punch, Rocky Top, Très Amigos [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

We’d love to take the easy way out and tell you that all tequilas are the same, or that every...

Jul 26, 2012

Jamming Apples, Chillax, Arctic Summer [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Welcome to the 94th consecutive installment of COED’s “Drinks of the Week.” Now let’s party!! We’ll bring the gin, whiskey...

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Jul 19, 2012

Brazier, Nobelita, Bloody Hot Shot [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

If you’re a fan of vodka, rum, or tequila–today is your luck day! This week’s installment of “Drinks of the...

Mackintosh Rose, Melon Madness, Old Fashioned [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Whether you’re looking to find some ridiculously tasty mixed drink recipes for this weekend, or you’re hoping to discover some...

Jul 12, 2012

The Easy Eddy, PB&J Pudding Shots, Cali Grapefruit Cocktail [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Summer is in full effect, and with temperatures topping 90 degrees across the nation, there’s no better way to beat...

Jul 5, 2012

Cherry Squeeze, Kentucky Kick, Dragon Bite [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

You should celebrate today because this marks the 90th consecutive week that COED Magazine has brought you “Drinks of the...

Jun 29, 2012

Jun 22, 2012

Whale Tail, Rock Out, Kick Start [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

If you like your vodka from Russia, Bourbon from Kentucky, and Whisky from Canada not only are you most defiantly ...

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Jun 8, 2012

After-Shave, Wild Russian, Apple Bottom Dreams [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Purchasing booze without having proper knowledge of the flavor profile, distillation methods and overall quality of a particular brand is...

May 25, 2012

Ice Ice Baby, Corpse Reviver, Mountain Sunrise [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

So the weekend is here and you haven’t a clue what you’ll be sippin’ on. Tsk, tsk, but there’s no...

May 18, 2012

Rye Guy Says That Krome’s The Word [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

It’s not every day that you get to sit down at a tasting table with three individual spirits that are...

May 4, 2012

Black Beard Drinks Coco Apples [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

In this week’s installment of “Drinks of the Week,” we’re sipping on three very distinctly-flavored liquor brands–two of which you...

Apr 27, 2012

Have No Reservations About Weaving An Irish Jig [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

The weekend is upon us! It’s time to let loose and unwind, and what better way to do that than...

Apr 18, 2012

The 10-Tini Is A Honeybox Assassin [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Packaging is often what urges consumers to buy a particular liquor brand. Whether it be the labeling, the name, or...

Apr 13, 2012

El Matador’s Bloodhound Is ReDonkulicious [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Mmmm… Tequila, Vodka, and Whiskey! No, we’re not mixing a jumbo batch of jungle juice or long island ice teas…...

Apr 6, 2012

The German Martini and Free Fallin’ Know They’re Sexy [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

It’s common knowledge that each week here at COED, we share our reviews of new and exciting liquor brands. You...

Mar 30, 2012

The Mexican Volcano Is A Cannonball Skyscraper [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

The weekend is knocking at your door and it’s about time you let it in! In this week’s edition of...

Mar 27, 2012

Tigers Woods PGA TOUR 13 [REVIEW]

Today marks the return of the world’s #1 selling golf video game franchise and this time it’s jam packed with...

Mar 23, 2012

The Cactus Hummer Goes Down With A Silky Squirt [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

“Drinks of the Week” has become an institution here at COED over the past year and a half and we...

Mar 16, 2012

Bombastic Fire Crushes the Orange Ice [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

We’re not telling you how or when to drink, we’re just letting you know the right liquore choices to make!...

Mar 2, 2012

The Cosmic Cowboy’s Silver Dog is a Son of a Beach [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

We’ve all put our noses’ to the grindstone for the past five days in an attempt to make the weekend...

Feb 24, 2012

The Rainier Russian Made Sofia Swizzle with Crannessy [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Reposado Tequila, Cognac, and Cherry Vodka, sounds like one hell of a good time, right? Well, I’m here to tell...

Feb 17, 2012

Smash Body Art at Sunset [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

The art of drinking is not learned overnight, it is learned over many nights! Knowing what to drink and what...

Feb 10, 2012

I Drop a Bloody EFFEN Mary with a Tutti Fruti [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

If you like to party, and we know you do! You’ll want to check out this week’s installment of Drinks...

Feb 3, 2012

Intercept the Celebration Dance with a QB Sneak [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Rum, vodka, and MORE vodka… That’s what’s in store for this week’s installment of “Drinks of the Week.” And if...

Jan 27, 2012

Give Rose-ito Blood & Tears With Crystal Head [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Mmmmm! Rum, vodka and gin… Three of our personal favorites of booze here at COED! In this week’s edition of...

Jan 20, 2012

Ron Jeremy’s Mustache Ride Gives Old Blue Some Pink Passion [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Today marks the 60th consecutive week that COED’s “Drinks of the Week” has been a featuring new and exciting spirits...

Jan 13, 2012

Flippin’ the Bird Leads to New England Black Attack [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

The weekend is almost here… It’s so close you can almost taste it! Thankfully COED’s got your back and we’re...

Jan 6, 2012

Atomic Coffee Gives You Razz Matazz [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

In this week’s installment of Drinks of the Week we’re sipping on three totally clear spirits, yet each is very...

Dec 30, 2011

The Scary Cherry Popper’s Nightmare [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

This week we're busting into the new year with three totally unique and exciting liquor brands, including: Hendrick's Gin, Calico Jack Cherry Rum, and Agave Loco Tequila. So to all of you who were stupid enough to make your new year's resolution a ban on drinking in 2012 this article is not for you. For the rest of you, make sure to check out our full reviews and mixed drink recipes after the jump.

Dec 23, 2011

The Holly Jolly Jack Frost Nips at Your Early Bird [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

If you're like us, then you like to treat yourself during the holiday season, and what better way to teat yourself than with some tasty mixed drinks that will keep the holiday parties rocking well into 2012! This week we're filling up on triple distilled Vesica Vodka, DonQ Cristal Rum from Puerto Rico, and finally The Famous Grouse Scotch Whisky to add a little sophistication to your holidays. Make sure to check out our full reviews and killer drink recipes after the jump!

Dec 17, 2011

Kiss & Tell When You Cock-Out Rock-Out [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Fans of rum, vodka, and whiskey listen up! This week we're taking an in-depth look Cockspur Rum from Barbados, artisan vodka from Wisconsin, and Cherry amplified whiskey from Phillips Union. Fans of Gin, Tequila, Cognac, and Brandy sorry, but you'll tune in next week or take a look at our previous Drinks of the Week installments. Check out this week's full reviews and savory drink recipes after the jump!