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Nov 26, 2013

Pre-K Teacher In Trouble For Sending Parents Notes About How Bad Their Kids Smell

Now this right here is your classic case of a two way street. Nobody likes smelly kids. Even the parents...

Nov 26, 2013

New Viral Campaign For ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Links To JFK Assassination [TRAILER]

History and comic book nerds alike, rejoice! Nothing like taking a fictional story about mutants and fixating it into real...

Nov 25, 2013

Man With World’s Largest Balls Filmed Hugging A Shark [VIDEO]

Figurative balls. I think. This “holidaymaker”, as the YouTube description calls him, took the dive off the Pacific island of...

Nov 25, 2013

So ‘Family Guy’ Killed Off One Of Its Main Characters Last Night [VIDEOS]

Um, OK…didn’t exactly see this one coming. Especially from Family Guy, a show where a serious tone is never existent....

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Nov 22, 2013

Surplus Poplulation Alert: Antonio Cromartie Did Not Get A Vasectomy

Last week we reported (along with everyone else) that Antonio Cromartie–NYJ cornerback and proud father of at least 10 kids–underwent...

You’re D*mn Right We Need This $20K Beer Pong Table For The COED Office

For table tennis? Perhaps. For beer pong Fridays? YES. Get on it boss. This is possibly more important than all...

Nov 21, 2013

Ad Encouraging Girls To Be Engineers Is What’s Hot On The Internet Streets [VIDEO]

6 million+ views in just 3 days? Yeah, you can say this is what’s going on in the world right...

Nov 21, 2013

Jose Canseco Tweeted About Being Pulled Over With Goat In His Car For Some Reason

So many questions I don’t even know where to start. 1) Has the years of sauce finally caught up with...

Nov 21, 2013

Nov 19, 2013

Interactive Bob Dylan Video Is Most Creative Thing The Internet Has Ever Produced [VIDEO]

Think of the most epic adjective ever (besides epic, of course) and it still does not even come close to...

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Nov 19, 2013

A Gentleman’s Rant Of Brooklyn Is Shockingly Realistic And Gentlemanly [VIDEO]

Hipsters are going to hate this rant and by hate I of course mean love it to spite the fact...

Nov 19, 2013

Do You Think You Can Tackle This 400 Pound High School Running Back? [VIDEO]

Next stop, Truck City! All aboard!! CHOO-CHOO!!! At 6’4″ and 400 pounds, Tony Picard of White Swan high school in...

Nov 15, 2013

Today Is The 9th Anniversary Of Nicolette Sheridan Dropping Her Towel On MNF [VIDEO]

Ah, yes. 2004. The magical year in which Monday Night Football was still on ABC, Desperate Housewives ruled the airwaves...

Nov 15, 2013

Man Buys PS4 At Midnight Launch, Does The Intelligent Thing And Immediately Smashes It [VIDEO]

ANARCHY IN THE USA!!! Such a f*ching rebel to destroy something daddy’s hard earned money just bought. This fine young...

Nov 14, 2013

BREAKING HUMAN NEWS: NY Jets Cornerback Antonio Cromartie To Get A Vasectomy

A sad, sad day for mankind. The greatest seed spreader known to homo-sapiens is hanging his banner up in the...

Nov 12, 2013

Watch An Australian Man Go Through The Road Rage Of The Century [VIDEO]

Aw, Crikey! Mate must have replaced the shrimp on the barbie with bath salts from the alley. The 34-year-old man...

Nov 12, 2013

Rejoice! Scientists Creating A Booze That Will Get You Drunk But Not Hungover

There is…a God? Mankind has been feasting on booze since the beginning of time but has never been able to...

Nov 7, 2013

Get Your $176 Cocktail While It’s Hot!

$176 for 1 drink? Don’t these people know they can get 30 drinks of finely aged Natrual Light for like...

Nov 5, 2013

First-Person Jumping Out Of A Burning Plane Will Certainly Make You Want To Skydive [VIDEO]

Or never get into an airplane again. Yeah, I’m going to go with the latter. NBC acquired this exclusive disaster...

Nov 1, 2013

Say Hello To The World’s Greatest Mother Who Left A Loaded Gun In Her Toddler’s Crib

37-year-old Cheryl Darlene Dudley of Missouri has officially taken herself out of the mother of the year race. Here are...

Oct 31, 2013

Playstation 4 Launches November 14th Along With These 22 Games

Sony’s much anticipated Playstation 4 is being released on November 14th, but the gaming giant has been rather mum about...

Oct 29, 2013

The Most Outrageous Employee Excuses To Call Out Of Work

Guess simply lying and saying you’re sick isn’t the right play anymore. CareerBuilder released the most outrageous employee excuses they’ve...

Oct 28, 2013

Travyon And George Zimmerman Costumes Are Hot Items For The Racists

Still having trouble deciding on a Halloween costume? Maybe you have kids and are looking for something they can sport...

Oct 24, 2013

You Know You Want To Try A Recipe Out Of Ja Rule’s Microwave Prison Cookbook

Yummy. Ja Rule, who was spending a couple of years in the slammer for illegal gun possession until being released...

Oct 23, 2013

Another Outright Heartbreaking Way To Lose A Football Game [VIDEO]

Utter joy for the victors, despair of the lifetime for the defeated. Detroit Central Catholic’s 99-yard FG return takes down...

Oct 23, 2013

Mid-20’s And Still Living With The Parents? Don’t Worry, You’re FAR From Alone

Tired of being at home? Don’t complain to others about your situation. 34% of individuals aged 18 to 32 in...

Oct 22, 2013

This 64-Year-Old Great Grandfather Could Beat The Royal Crap Out Of You [VIDEO]

Combine his natural power with his old-man strength and you’ve got one hell of a weapon. Usually it’s wise not...

Oct 22, 2013

Official ‘Call Of Duty: Ghosts’ Launch Trailer Is A Real Winner [VIDEO]

Explosions and Eminem. Can’t really go wrong with that winning formula. This game, like all of the Call Of Duty...

Oct 22, 2013

‘The Fox’ Halloween House Owner May Very Well Be A Serial Killer [VIDEO]

Is this scary? In a way, absolutely. On the surface it’s simply a harmless Halloween light show for the kiddies....

Oct 21, 2013

The Rugby Fight To End All Rugby Fights [VIDEO]

Here’s a nickel’s worth of free advice: If you’re ever put in a situation where you might have to fight...

Oct 21, 2013

Halloween Slut Song Is Both Amazing And Accurate [VIDEO + PICS]

“Halloween’s Just An Excuse To Dress Like A Slut” Yup. Just about sums it up. The holiday All Hallows’ Eve...

Oct 16, 2013

Science Says Oreo Cookies are as Addictive as Cocaine

Maybe science can next tell us the sky is blue or water is wet. Of course Oreo cookies are as...

Oct 11, 2013

Try Sitting Next To This Woman On Your Next Flight [VIDEO]

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