Pre-K Teacher In Trouble For Sending Parents Notes About How Bad Their Kids Smell
Now this right here is your classic case of a two way street. Nobody likes smelly kids. Even the parents...
New Viral Campaign For ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Links To JFK Assassination [TRAILER]
History and comic book nerds alike, rejoice! Nothing like taking a fictional story about mutants and fixating it into real...
Prime Example To Why Drunken Footracing On The Street Is An Awful Idea [VIDEO]
Doing physical activities like this on the street should not be done if you haven’t participated in any sort of...
Man With World’s Largest Balls Filmed Hugging A Shark [VIDEO]
Figurative balls. I think. This “holidaymaker”, as the YouTube description calls him, took the dive off the Pacific island of...
So ‘Family Guy’ Killed Off One Of Its Main Characters Last Night [VIDEOS]
Um, OK…didn’t exactly see this one coming. Especially from Family Guy, a show where a serious tone is never existent....
Behold The Whitest Touchdown Dance You Will Ever See
It’s so white it’s almost translucent. Saturday Night Live dance moves should have probably went the way of the Dodo...
Today Is The One Year Anniversary Of The #ButtFumble [VIDEO]
A play that will live…in infamy. Well, at least among New York Jets fans. Thanksgiving night in 2012 is when...
First Person Footage Of Tornado Coming To Destroy His House Is Beyond Terrifying [VIDEO]
The cursing in this video is absolutely justified.
You Know You Don’t Want To, But You’re Going To Try This Cinnabon-Flavored Vodka Anyways
Pinnacle, who also produces the delightful varieties of whipped cream vodka, rainbow sherbet vodka, and strawberry shortcake vodka, is adding...
Surplus Poplulation Alert: Antonio Cromartie Did Not Get A Vasectomy
Last week we reported (along with everyone else) that Antonio Cromartie–NYJ cornerback and proud father of at least 10 kids–underwent...
You’re D*mn Right We Need This $20K Beer Pong Table For The COED Office
For table tennis? Perhaps. For beer pong Fridays? YES. Get on it boss. This is possibly more important than all...
Ad Encouraging Girls To Be Engineers Is What’s Hot On The Internet Streets [VIDEO]
6 million+ views in just 3 days? Yeah, you can say this is what’s going on in the world right...
Jose Canseco Tweeted About Being Pulled Over With Goat In His Car For Some Reason
So many questions I don’t even know where to start. 1) Has the years of sauce finally caught up with...
Clemson Marching Band Rocks Out With Nintendo Themed Halftime Show [VIDEO]
Warning: Nostalgia overload. We’ve seen some impressive marching band performances this year, most notably the Ohio State’s finest moonkwalking their...
This $500 Milkshake Needs To Be Added To The COED Lunch Menu
We have it in our budget, right, boss? This would go perfectly with those $176 cocktails we’re still waiting on....
Sports Reporter Films Getting Trucked By High School Football Team [VIDEO]
Never in history has there been an individual so giddy to get stampeded. This man loves his football. David Amador...
Interactive Bob Dylan Video Is Most Creative Thing The Internet Has Ever Produced [VIDEO]
Think of the most epic adjective ever (besides epic, of course) and it still does not even come close to...
A Gentleman’s Rant Of Brooklyn Is Shockingly Realistic And Gentlemanly [VIDEO]
Hipsters are going to hate this rant and by hate I of course mean love it to spite the fact...
Do You Think You Can Tackle This 400 Pound High School Running Back? [VIDEO]
Next stop, Truck City! All aboard!! CHOO-CHOO!!! At 6’4″ and 400 pounds, Tony Picard of White Swan high school in...
Friday Fails: Instant Karma Edition [VIDEO]
Karma. Whether you believe in the theory of what goes around comes around or not, you have to respect the...
Today Is The 9th Anniversary Of Nicolette Sheridan Dropping Her Towel On MNF [VIDEO]
Ah, yes. 2004. The magical year in which Monday Night Football was still on ABC, Desperate Housewives ruled the airwaves...
Man Buys PS4 At Midnight Launch, Does The Intelligent Thing And Immediately Smashes It [VIDEO]
ANARCHY IN THE USA!!! Such a f*ching rebel to destroy something daddy’s hard earned money just bought. This fine young...
Philadelphia 76ers’ Evan Turner Needs A Little Help In Bankroll Management
Evan Turner may be one of the leading scorers in the NBA this season on the surprisingly good Philadelphia 76ers...
BREAKING HUMAN NEWS: NY Jets Cornerback Antonio Cromartie To Get A Vasectomy
A sad, sad day for mankind. The greatest seed spreader known to homo-sapiens is hanging his banner up in the...
‘The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past Sung’ Acapella Is The Internet’s Gift To You Today [VIDEO]
Saddle up, nerds! The Internet is a bountiful place if you just know where to look. Today we come across...
NBA Ref Gives Mop Boy A Good Ol’ Fashioned Scolding [VIDEO]
Easy there, Daddy Warbucks. This video taken from the Philadelphia 76ers/Cleveland Cavaliers game over the weekend speaks for itself: NBA...
Condom Commercial Has It All And Makes An Incredibly Interesting Point [VIDEO]
The perfect commercial to get you ready to be forced to put on a condom. Hot girl scandalously dressed? Check....
Would You Do 30 Squats In Lieu Of Paying For The Subway Fare? [VIDEO]
Correction: Could you do 30 squats in lieu of paying for the subway fare? Because in Russia they’re setting up...
Watch An Australian Man Go Through The Road Rage Of The Century [VIDEO]
Aw, Crikey! Mate must have replaced the shrimp on the barbie with bath salts from the alley. The 34-year-old man...
Rejoice! Scientists Creating A Booze That Will Get You Drunk But Not Hungover
There is…a God? Mankind has been feasting on booze since the beginning of time but has never been able to...
Deodorant Ad Featuring Kidnapping Babies Is An Advertising Gamechanger [VIDEO]
It’s happened. The world’s worst advertising actually happened. Doesn’t matter if it’s a “prank” and the mother is in on...
Oh Just Olivia Wilde Tying Some Guy’s Shoes On The Street
What a sweet gal. The definition of people helping people as she’ll bend over and assist a random stranger on...
Goodness Gracious This Might Be The Dunk Of The Century [VIDEO]
Holy Sweet Baby Ray’s that throwdown was devastating. Central Florida Patriots’ Javonte Douglas does his best Space Jam impression ....
Get Your $176 Cocktail While It’s Hot!
$176 for 1 drink? Don’t these people know they can get 30 drinks of finely aged Natrual Light for like...
And Here We Have Elementary School Love Summed Up On One Piece of Paper
Brutal. Nothing more heartbreaking than getting shot down by your crush. But how big of a bitch is Ashley? Never...
Lays Is Now Making Chocolate Covered Potato Chips Because ‘Murica
Looks like we have a nice, new munchies to chow down on after we perform some more Marijuana Miracles. The...
Kids Being Told All Of Their Halloween Candy Has Been Eaten Will Never Not Be Funny [VIDEO]
The candy monster? More like Jimmy Kimmel strikes again! And if it was the younger, fatter “Man Show” Jimmy K,...
First-Person Jumping Out Of A Burning Plane Will Certainly Make You Want To Skydive [VIDEO]
Or never get into an airplane again. Yeah, I’m going to go with the latter. NBC acquired this exclusive disaster...
This German Rap Apacella is The Definition Of Boss [VIDEO]
You crazy, creative Germans. What could you have done to be so hated by almost the entire world? Oh, that’s...
Justin Bieber Gets Whacked With Water Bottle During Concert In Brazil [VIDEO]
Wait, women are allowed to go shirtless in public in Brazil? Did not know that fun little tidbit. You don’t...
Mom Doesn’t See Anything Wrong With Son Dressing In KKK Costume For Halloween [VIDEO]
Well chalk this one up as a fail for America. As you see in the video, Virginia resident Jessica Black...
Boston Marathon Bomber Costume Wins The Most Offensive Halloween Outfit For 2013
Offensive Halloween costumes are a staple every year. From people dressing up like terrorists to priests being blown by kids...
Can You Guess What Nicki Minaj Was For Halloween?
Because we have no f*cking idea. A dominatrix? Attempt at a sexy, ironic Leatherface without the leather face? A combination...
Idaho Sportscaster Does Entire Broadcast As Ron Burgundy [VIDEO]
I’m not even mad. I’m impressed. We’ve been waiting patiently for the arrival of Anchorman 2—and what better way to...
Say Hello To The World’s Greatest Mother Who Left A Loaded Gun In Her Toddler’s Crib
37-year-old Cheryl Darlene Dudley of Missouri has officially taken herself out of the mother of the year race. Here are...
Greatest Dog Ever Catches Biggest Fish Ever [VIDEO]
Or at least the biggest fish you would’ve ever caught. It doesn’t even matter if the fish was probably already...
Here Is A Sad Clown Absolutely Dominating Lorde’s ‘Royals’ [VIDEO]
Actually an A+ cover overall. Royals is most likely the song of the year (sorry Blurred Lines and Get Lucky...
Probably Not The Best Idea To Don Blackface For Halloween If You’re A Teacher
Or in any situation, for that matter. It is after all the 21st century. The San Diego, California high school...
Some Great Victory Analysis From Drunken Red Sox Fans On Live TV Last Night [VIDEO]
To the first drunken gentleman, you weren’t alive in 1918? Well color me shocked. Would’ve thought by that perfect Beantown...
Playstation 4 Launches November 14th Along With These 22 Games
Sony’s much anticipated Playstation 4 is being released on November 14th, but the gaming giant has been rather mum about...
Helicopter. Beer. Opener. [VIDEO]
And so it is settled. If I don’t become rich enough to the point where I can open my beer...
Snake Venom Beer Is A Deathly 135 Proof (67.5% APV) … And We Need It In The Office
Move over 151, Everclear and rubbing alcohol. There’s a new sheriff in town to take shots at your liver. Snake...
NE Patriots Coach Bill Belichick Surprisingly Crushed Halloween With His Wife
Is it the greatest costume in the world? Absolutely not. But judging by how this is the first time Bill...
British Gaming Grandmother Going Bananas During GTA V Rampage Is As Good As It Gets [VIDEO]
Bastards. Scum. Wankers. All deserve to die in the eyes of this rampaging British granny. She reminds me of Mary...
Feast Your Eyes On The Most Realistic And Detailed Pumpkin Faces In The World [PICS]
Spoons and scalpels. That’s all Ray Villafane and his team of artists used to meticulously shaped the terrifying characters out...
Watching A Normal Model Being Photoshopped Will Make You Question Everything In Life [VIDEO]
There is no God. Or perhaps there is and his gift is Photoshop. Either or, there’s no chance you can...
St. Louis Cardinals Had An Interesting Google Description Go Unnoticed For Awhile
Hmm. Was under the assumption the only outed “gay butt sex team” in professional sports was the New York Jets....
The Most Outrageous Employee Excuses To Call Out Of Work
Guess simply lying and saying you’re sick isn’t the right play anymore. CareerBuilder released the most outrageous employee excuses they’ve...
The Bath Salt Freakout To End All Bath Salt Freakouts [VIDEO]
SOOO close to being perfect. Just add a dash of cannibalism and you have yourself the most amazing Bath Salt...
Ohio Man Runs Back Into Burning Home To Save Beer [VIDEO]
Hey, priorities are priorities. And when you care so little about your alcoholism that you freely admit it on camera...
Travyon And George Zimmerman Costumes Are Hot Items For The Racists
Still having trouble deciding on a Halloween costume? Maybe you have kids and are looking for something they can sport...
100-Year-Old Woman Raps And Bowls Better Than You [VIDEO]
Wait a second, she bowled a 175??? I can’t even Wii bowl a 175 and here is Verna making The...
Study Says Diet Soda May Not Be That ‘Diet’ After All
Does science have to ruin everything we thought was good? A study done by Purdue University says those who drink...
‘Bad Grandpa’ Gives Us An Excuse To Show Some Grandpas Being Bad [PICS]
The much awaited Johnny Knoxville/Jackass production Bad Grandpa is finally here and, by all accounts, it’s hilarious. Another hit by...
James Taylor Had A Little Trouble With The National Anthem At The World Series [VIDEO]
And by a little trouble he forgot what song he was singing and started off with a completely different tune....
You Know You Want To Try A Recipe Out Of Ja Rule’s Microwave Prison Cookbook
Yummy. Ja Rule, who was spending a couple of years in the slammer for illegal gun possession until being released...
Can’t Decide If This Baby’s LED Halloween Costume Is Super Cute Or Ultra Creepy [VIDEO]
On one hand, it’s a baby. It’s supposed to be as cute as a button. But on the other hand,...
St. Louis Falls to Boston in Game One, but Carlos Beltran Made A Catch Of The Century
The St. Louis Cardinals lost 8-1 to the Boston Red Sox in Game 1 of the 2013 World Series last...
Ben & Jerry’s Has Rolled Out Brand New ‘Anchorman 2’ Flavored Ice Cream
Yesterday we brought you the official Anchorman 2 trailer for the much awaited sequal set to be released on Christmas....
Record High 58% Of Americans Are Now In Favor Of Legalizing Marijuana
Dope. Literally, dope. Fifty-eight percent of Americans are now chill with pot being legalized as opposed to only 39% against...
Another Outright Heartbreaking Way To Lose A Football Game [VIDEO]
Utter joy for the victors, despair of the lifetime for the defeated. Detroit Central Catholic’s 99-yard FG return takes down...
Mid-20’s And Still Living With The Parents? Don’t Worry, You’re FAR From Alone
Tired of being at home? Don’t complain to others about your situation. 34% of individuals aged 18 to 32 in...
This 64-Year-Old Great Grandfather Could Beat The Royal Crap Out Of You [VIDEO]
Combine his natural power with his old-man strength and you’ve got one hell of a weapon. Usually it’s wise not...
Official ‘Call Of Duty: Ghosts’ Launch Trailer Is A Real Winner [VIDEO]
Explosions and Eminem. Can’t really go wrong with that winning formula. This game, like all of the Call Of Duty...
The Perfect Note To Leave When Your Neighbor Is Parking Impaired
Perfection. Passive-aggressive yet kind. Gets to the point without directly insulting. Witty and informative at the same time. Even went...
‘The Fox’ Halloween House Owner May Very Well Be A Serial Killer [VIDEO]
Is this scary? In a way, absolutely. On the surface it’s simply a harmless Halloween light show for the kiddies....
The Rugby Fight To End All Rugby Fights [VIDEO]
Here’s a nickel’s worth of free advice: If you’re ever put in a situation where you might have to fight...
Halloween Slut Song Is Both Amazing And Accurate [VIDEO + PICS]
“Halloween’s Just An Excuse To Dress Like A Slut” Yup. Just about sums it up. The holiday All Hallows’ Eve...
Get A Pumpkin Tap And Be Declared The Winner Of The Fall
Pumpkin. Beer. Tap. There isn’t really anything else to say other than shut up and take my money. Just imagine...
And Here We Have A Jets Fan Cold Clocking A Lady [VIDEO]
Talk about a haymaker. And from a man in a Wayne Cherbet jersey? Thought the only fans who wear the...
