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Emerald Pellot

Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.
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Mar 4, 2014

Jack Reynor (Who?) Gets A Really Dull TRANSFORMERS Character Poster

You probably don't know who Jack Reynor is--and this poster sure makes him forgettable as an action hero...

Mar 3, 2014

Poor Leo DiCaprio Memes, Because Supermodels Aren’t Enough [GALLERY]

The above picture is supposedly a portrait of Leonardo DiCaprio made up of images of actors and actresses accepting their...

Oct 1, 2013

What Your Danky-Ass Nasty Beard Says About You

Here is a rather scathing review of beards because you woke up today and thought you wanted some random chick on the internet to judge your facial hair aesthetic in a mean-spirited, blithe tone.