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Jun 17, 2016

T-Rex Overcomes Extinction to Run “American Ninja Warrior” Course

For those you joyless people who are unaware of its existence, American Ninja Warrior is a televised athletic competition where...

May 24, 2016

University of Texas Graduate Takes a Cap to the Face in This Hilarious Video

Every year at the University of Texas at Austin, the graduating class gathers at the base of the UT Tower...

May 17, 2016

Snapchat Accused of Creating Filters That White-Wash Users’ Faces

Snapchat filters are great; they strike that perfect balance between fun and stupid. Though, while they may seem harmless, they’re...

May 17, 2016

Man Gets Breast Implants After Making $100,000 Bet With Friend

People can be persuaded to do the strangest things if the price is right. Case in point: this man, who...

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May 17, 2016

Justin Bieber Is Facing A Huge Lawsuit After Calling Out Company Over Twitter

Team Productions, a Canadian promotional company, has filed a lawsuit against Justin Bieber for $650,000 in damages, claiming that, with...

Storm Chasers Capture Insane Footage of Tornado That Ended Up Injuring Five

You know what’s terrifying? Tornados. You know what’s even more terrifying? Being in the middle of them. Even if it’s...

May 10, 2016

CEO Buys Ad Space On A U.S. Track Star’s Shoulder & Yeah, This Is The World We Live In

Anything can be purchased—for a price. It’s something that the internet has taught us and U.S. track star Nick Symmonds...

May 6, 2016

The U.S. Government Just Gave This Biotech Company The “Go-Ahead” To Raise The Dead

In a move that sounds like the premise of a science fiction thriller, Bioquark, an American biotech company, was recently...

May 3, 2016

May 3, 2016

Heidi Cruz Finally Addresses Rumors That Her Husband Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer—at least, according to the internet. For those of you who aren’t aware, the Zodiac...

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May 2, 2016

Met Gala 2016 Live Stream: How To Watch the Met Gala Online

The annual Met Gala, the Superbowl of the fashion world, will be held on Monday, May 2 at the Metropolitan...

Apr 30, 2016

WWE Payback 2016: Date, Start Time, TV Channel & Matches

Get ready for WWE Payback 2016! This Sunday at the Allstate Arena in Rosemont, Illinois WWE stars—villains and heroes alike—will...

Apr 29, 2016

ISIS Hackers Launch Cyberattack on over 3,000 Americans

A hacking group that can be traced back to ISIS released a “hit list,” containing the names and personal information...

Apr 29, 2016

University Buys a $17,000 Dining Hall Table, Admits It May Have Been a Mistake

College is expensive. Apparently, so are dining hall tables—at least, they are at the University of New Hampshire. Following a...

Apr 26, 2016

Stagecoach 2016 Lineup: Artists, Dates, Schedule & Details

Stagecoach 2016 is this weekend. The Stagecoach Festival is an annual, outdoor music festival celebrating country music ranging from folk,...

Apr 26, 2016

Former Missouri Professor Melissa Click Thinks Everyone’s Out to Get Her

Remember Melissa Click? No? Well, she was the communications professor who was caught on video trying to force people to...

Apr 23, 2016

UFC 197 Live Stream: How To Watch Jones vs. OSP Online

UFC 197: Jones vs. Saint Preux is a mixed marital arts event will be held on April 23, 2016 at...

Apr 22, 2016

Prince Net Worth 2018: How Much Was Prince Worth?

Prince Rogers Nelson—known simply as “Prince”—was an American singer, songwriter, musician and actor who catapulted to fame in the late...

Apr 22, 2016

Trump’s Entire Campaign Has Been BS, According to His Chief Strategist

Conspiracy theorists, rejoice! It turns out that—surprise!—the former reality star and professional Spiderman villain who’s been running for president has...

Apr 20, 2016

4/20 Memes: Funny Photos, Best Jokes & Images

What’s that on the horizon? Is something burning? Is that the faint sound of reggae music in the distance? Oh,...

Apr 19, 2016

Science Says That It’s Better to Sleep in the Flesh, So There

Apparently, only 17% of Americans sleep “unclothed,” but odds are one of them is your weird roommate with boundary issues....

Apr 19, 2016

Estelle Balet Dead: Full Story & Must-See Photos

Swiss snowboarding champion Estelle Balet was killed in an avalanche on Tuesday during a film shoot in Switzerland. According to...

Apr 19, 2016

University at Buffalo Sends Out Acceptance Letters to Students Who Hadn’t Been Accepted & That Reaaalllyy Sucks

The State University of New York-Buffalo sent out 5,109 acceptance letters to prospective students this past Wednesday. The problem? None...

Apr 15, 2016

Airport Employee Fakes Own Death to Avoid Difficult Customer

There’s no quicker way to create a misanthrope than by having them work in customer service. Really, it’s a proven...

Apr 15, 2016

University of California to Pay Settlement in Death of College Football Player

The University of California just settled a wrongful-death lawsuit that was filed against them by the family of a football...

Apr 12, 2016

The University of Buffalo Has a New Logo, See The Sleek New Design Here

The University of Buffalo has a new athletics logo. While the traditional interlocking UB logo will still be used, a...

Apr 12, 2016

Someone Finally Invented a Working Hoverboard and It’s Absolutely Awesome

Perhaps the most disappointing thing about 2015 was that we, as a society, were forced to face a grim reality:...

Apr 10, 2016

MTV Movie Awards 2016 Live Stream: How To Watch Online

Hosted by Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson and comedian Kevin Hart, the 2016 MTV Movie Awards will air this Sunday at...

Apr 8, 2016

Columbia Students Are Revolting Over New, Revolting Statue on Campus

Art is all about interpretation…or something. At least, that’s what the administration at Columbia University in New York City is...

Apr 8, 2016

Irma Bule: Full Story & Details of Indonesian Popstar

Irma Bule, an Indonesian singer, died on Monday, April 4 in the hospital after being bitten by a venomous snake...

Apr 5, 2016

UConn vs. Syracuse: TV Channel, Date & Start Time Of Women’s NCAA Championship 2016

The women’s college basketball season is coming to a close, but not before the UConn Huskies and Syracuse Orange face...

Apr 5, 2016

Jared Fogle’s Not Too Popular in Prison; Officials Are Trying to Keep Him from Getting Killed

Jared Fogle, the former Subway spokesperson and recently convicted pedophile, has been having a rough time in prison. Not only...

Apr 1, 2016

You Can Now Rent David Bowie’s Caribbean Villa for Your Next Vacation

David Bowie’s Carribbean getway in St. Vincent was recently purchased by Simon Dolan, a British businessman, for a rumored $20...

Apr 1, 2016

‘Wolfman’ Wanted To Scare Off Tourists

Need a job? Love facial hair? Hate it when people trespass on your land? Then Clark’s Trading Post may just...

Mar 29, 2016

New Dating Service Matches People by Body Oder Because Science

Internet dating: it’s not just for weirdos anymore. With the main streaming of things like Tinder and OkCupid, more and...

Mar 29, 2016

The World’s Fastest Airplane Will Take to the Skies in 2017

In today’s modern world, faster is better. Back at the beginning of the 20th century, the record for crossing the...

Mar 29, 2016

These Colleges Produce The Most Tweets About Drinking & Getting Hammered

Ancient Proverb: “If you go out drinking, but don’t post about it on social media, did it really happen?” When...

Mar 27, 2016

Easter 2016 Images: Funny Photos, Best Jokes & Memes

It’s that time of year again, when crying babies are forced to take pictures with strangers dressed in bunny suits,...

Mar 25, 2016

Good Friday 2016 Images: Funny Photos, Best Jokes & Memes

Really, every Friday is a good Friday, but only Good Friday bears the official title. While it’s not a federal...

Mar 22, 2016

Which States Produce The Sexiest Instagram Photos? We Finally Have the Answer

Instagram isn’t just an app, it’s a way of life. Since it launched in 2010, the photo-sharing platform has amassed ...

Mar 22, 2016

Taking a Selfie with a Shark and Gas Station Sushi are #SaferThanATrumpRally, According to Twitter

Usually, when a blood-thirsty crowd gathers and someone ends up getting sucker-punched, it’s a mixed martial arts match, not a...

Mar 21, 2016

iPhone 7 Photos: Must-See Pictures & Rumored Features

The iPhone 7 is only scheduled to be released in fall of 2016, but that doesn’t mean rumors haven’t been...

Mar 18, 2016

Georgia House Passes Bill Legalizing Guns on College Campuses

Over 150 students gathered on the campus of the University of Georgia on Wednesday, March 16 to protest the state’s...

Mar 18, 2016

Former Big Brother Contestant and Model Wants to Enter Politics Because She Can

In the United States, being a reality TV star is not too different from being a politician—especially in this election...

Mar 17, 2016

St. Patrick’s Day 2016 Memes: Funny Photos, Best Jokes & Images

St. Patrick’s Day: the time of the year when “drunk and disorderly” is not an offense, but a way of...

Mar 16, 2016

Top 5 Best Dorm Room Gadgets For Your College Dorm 2016

College students are all about convenience. I mean, no one eats instant ramen because it’s good for you, you eat...

Mar 15, 2016

A Student Was Assigned a 500-Word Essay as Punishment for Sexual Assault

A 500-word essay is usually something you write in order to be accepted into college, not to keep from being...

Mar 15, 2016

Meet Lucy and Anna: The Identical Twins Who Share Everything, Including a Boyfriend

There’s nothing like the connection between sisters, especially twin sisters. Of course, it doesn’t take much for that bond to...

Mar 11, 2016

A Girl Used Social Media to Track Down a Guy She Met in a Bar and Got More Than She Bargained For

It’s a Cinderella story for the new generation: girl meets boy in bar, they hit it off, boy vanishes, but ...

Mar 11, 2016

University of Washington Uses Science Grant to Buy Embroidered Snuggies Because, Why Not?

With tuition prices as high as they are, you may wonder what the administration is spending that money on—because it...

Mar 8, 2016

Hulk Hogan Net Worth 2018: How Much Is the Hulk Worth Right Now?

Terry Bollea—better known by his ring name “Hulk Hogan“—hasn’t been in a spotlight this bright since his heyday in the...

Mar 8, 2016

This Website Reveals What Your TA is Actually Thinking & Spoiler: They Kind of Hate You

Teaching assistants: the unsung heroes of higher education. On paper, TAs are supposed to work under the professor’s supervision in...

Mar 4, 2016

Jacob Walter Anderson: Full Story & Details of Baylor University Assault

Jacob Anderson, a college student and president of the Phi Delta Theta fraternity chapter at Baylor University was arrested Thursday...

Mar 4, 2016

Cops Crash Massive Frat Party, Issuing Over 100 Citations for Underage Drinking

You know it’s a good party if the cops show up, but what does it when they go on to...

Mar 1, 2016

This Reddit AMA With Tommy Chong Went Exactly How You’d Expect It To – Awesome

Tommy Chong is a Canadian-born comedian, actor, writer, director, activist, and musician. He gained notoriety in the 1970’s and ’80s...

Mar 1, 2016

College Without Classes and Lectures is the Next Big Thing

Let’s be honest, the worst part about college is class. It’s not the professors’ fault, or the subject matter, it’s...

Feb 26, 2016

Rapper Celebrates the Freedom of Paying Off Student Loans in New Song

The rap aesthetic is all about opulence and luxury. It’s fancy cars, gold chains, and… paying off your student loans? ...

Feb 26, 2016

Meet Kristoffer Ian Celera, TXST’s Pantless Donald Trump Impersonator

It’s hard to parody a man who’s a walking joke, but Texas State University student has managed to do just...

Feb 26, 2016

What Time Are The Oscars 2016: Start Time & TV Channel

  The 2016 Academy Awards will be on February 28, 2016, at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California at 7 ...

Feb 23, 2016

Meet Nina Vee, a Kylie Jenner Look-Alike Who Just Might Fool You

With billions of people on planet Earth, there’s bound to be some sort of genetic crossover. In other words, everyone’s...

Feb 19, 2016

There Are Nuns Running an Illegal Marijuana Operation in California Right Now & They’re Making Bank

There are two nuns running a lucrative pot-growing business in California right now. And, in case you thought you missed...

Feb 19, 2016

Tila Tequila Goes on Racist Twitter Tirade & She’s Definitely Insane

With a stage name like “Tila Tequila,” no one should expect this woman to make good decisions—it’s something the former...

Feb 17, 2016

New Study Reveals That Students Are Willing To Go To Extremes To Get Rid of Their Debt

What would you do to get rid of your student debt? It’s like that commercial jingle, the one about the...

Feb 16, 2016

This Girl Texted Old Drunken Flames on Valentine’s Day & Their Responses Are Gold

Valentine’s Day is for lovers… or, at the very least, people who know each other’s last name. “But” as recent...

Feb 12, 2016

Mystery Illness Strikes Philadelphia’s Ursinus College, Proves Cafeteria Food Can Never Be Trusted

It’s like the start of a zombie movie. At Ursinus College in Collegeville, PA, all classes have been cancelled from...

Feb 9, 2016

D.C. Man Mistaken for Chipotle Mexican Restaurant, Gets Bombarded With Burrito Texts

Getting a text from an unknown number is normal. Getting 0ver 300 texts from 300 unknown numbers in the course...

Feb 6, 2016

LISTEN: Future, EVOL Stream: New Album

Just two weeks after the release of his latest mixtape, Purple Reign, and seven months after his studio third album, ...

Feb 5, 2016

Future Net Worth 2018: How Much Is Future Worth Right Now?

Nayvadius Cash, better known by his stage name Future, is an American hip-hop artist and rapper from Atlanta, Georgia. Since...

Feb 2, 2016

Campus Police Star in “Hotline Bling” Parody & It’s Better Than The Original

Campus safety is no joke, but, sometimes, it can become a viral video. The University of Delaware campus police created...

Feb 2, 2016

Emerson Student Caught Renting Out Dorm Room on Airbnb

Usually, dorm rooms can’t even fit the students assigned to them comfortably, let alone guests. That little fact did not...