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Liz - University of Colorado

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Jun 8, 2011

Kanye West’s 8 Most Ridiculous Quotes

Kanye, I'mma let you finish, but I just wanted to say that you are the most conceited and ignorant celebrity in Hollywood right now. You may have a sick new album out and I'm still a fan of your music, but please... keep your mouth shut. Or learn some social etiquette. Or at the very least, learn some grammar. Before you accuse me of being a hater, here's a list of some of your most ridiculous quotes in no particular order because they're all pretty out there. Check them out after the jump!

Jan 13, 2011

How To Hook Up With Multiple Women In One Night

You want to hook up with more than one girl at your party? It’s not an impossible task. Trust me,...

Dec 23, 2010

Christmas Drinking Games That’ll Rock Your Jingle Bells

Remember when you were a kid and Christmas was the best day of the year? You laid out cookies and milk for Santa before going to bed, and you were jumping out of bed before the sun rose, begging to open all your presents on Christmas morning. But times have changed. Fast forward a few years and now it's hard to drag yourself out of bed before noon, the presents from Santa aren't nearly as cool, and the only plus side of the holiday is you're allowed to drink hard alcohol before 5pm and nobody looks at you like you have a drinking problem. To add a little more fun to the festivities, here are some of the drinking games you can play throughout the day.

Dec 21, 2010

Get Into The Holiday Spirit With These Holiday Spirits

They don't say it's the most wonderful time of the year for nothing. With four weeks of freedom before the Spring Semester starts, 'tis the season to let loose--whether it's with your old buddies from high school, your family, or your annoying cousins, sip on (or chug) some of these holiday themed drinks to exponentially increase the fun.

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Dec 21, 2010

How To Obtain A BS in BS Over Christmas Break

Christmas break is one of the best times of the school year except for one nasty side effect: family dinners. Most times, you're stuck at some distant relative's house making small talk with your uncle while sipping spiked eggnog and the conversation morphs into an interrogation. The questions get more specific and invasive, and the second you excuse yourself to slip away to take a break--there's another relative, ready to fire off the same questions you're trying to dodge. If you don't answer correctly, you'll become the subject of family gossip until the next holiday party. Here's how to BS your way through the most common questions.

Which Non-Alcoholic Product Will Be The Next “Whipped Lightning”?

First there was Four Loko-- the notorious "Blackout in a Can" that made so many headlines it was pulled from the shelves. And now there's alcohol infused whipped cream which seems to be the newest alcoholic product garnering national disapproval. Whether or not it will remain on shelves still remains unknown, but in the meantime it's time to start inventing some more alcohol infused products to hit the shelves during 2011. Engineers: get to it.

Buying A Gift For The Naughty (Or Nice) Lady in Your Life

COED contributor Liz Kinkopf has gift ideas for each category of girl in your life: the Booty Call / Friend With Benefits, Girlfriend of 6 Months or Less, Girlfriend of 1 Year, and Long Time Girlfriend. If you have girls in each category, we'd like to give YOU an award... and maybe a life insurance policy.

Sketchy Ways to Make Money on Campus

Between classes, sporting events and spending time with friends, college students are strapped for cash and time. Adding a job...

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Nov 28, 2010

D.I.Y. Four Loko

Four Loko is a 23.5 ounce caffeinated alcoholic beverage that's taking our country by storm. With an estimated 260 milligrams of caffeine and just under 6 shots of alcohol per can, this beverage earned the nickname of "Blackout in a Can" for a good reason. Four Loko may not be sold on shelves this time next year, but who says we can't make our own? After many hours of research and several experiments, I've finally perfected a Four Loko knockoff.

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