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Jul 18, 2012

7 Sex Hacks To Getting Her Off Quickly [He Said/She Said]

Sure, sex can be about slow, romantic ‘making love’, but other times you just want to get the job done....

Jul 18, 2012

COED Staff Survey: Our Role Models! (+ Some Inspiring Quotes)

You have to be raised right to be a COED staffer. Either that, or you have to survive the suburban equivalent of being raised by wolves. Fortunately, we've all been inspired by great men and women over the years. We're honored to present the people whose influence has helped us to become the incredible successes that we are today. Check out the icons who've inspired the COED philosophy...

Jul 16, 2012

20 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [July 16–22]

You know what we could’ve done with the column this week? Just made it nothing but things about The Dark...

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Jul 16, 2012

6 Highest Paid Models Under 30–And They’re Worth Every Penny!

Forbes magazine has been busy calculating the worth of young celebrities, and just released a list of the Highest-Paid Stars...

Bikini Sugar Mamas Jell-O Wrestling [PHOTOS]

Jell-O Wrestling Bikini Babes touch upon several things that the COED staff loves: 1) Jell-O (This goes without saying.) 2)...

Jul 15, 2012

Kate Upton! And Other Stuff The Intern Forgot

• Can you narrow it down to 20 hottest Kate Upton pics? • You may not want to get dating...

Jul 13, 2012

60 Sexiest Russian Olympians 2012 [PHOTOS]

Mother Russia is heading into the 2012 London Olympics looking pretty good. No, I don’t know what their actual chances...

Jul 13, 2012

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Jul 13, 2012

Holy Sideboob, Batman!?!: COED’s Super-Sized Comic-Con Sideboob Collection [101 PHOTOS!]

The San Diego Comic Con started July 12th--but some guys probably never got past the ladies standing outside. After all, the Comic Con is also a Cosplay Convention, where regular gals dress up in costumes that reveal their amazing powers to mesmerize men! We love those ladies--and the side-boobage spilling out of their outfits. Now check out some pics that'll make you feel super, because these gals will have you flying!

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Jul 11, 2012

Melanie Iglesias! And Other Stuff The Intern Forgot

• It’s official: Melanie Iglesias is beautiful • Eat (and kick butt) like the UFC’s Forrest Griffin • You should...

Jul 11, 2012

60 Sexy Slurpee Tongues for 7-Eleven [PHOTOS]

It’s that most special time of the year–July 11th, aka 7/11, aka Free Slurpee Day at 7-Eleven. It’s nice to...

Jul 11, 2012

COED Staff Survey: Outdoor Summer Sex Stories!

Summer lovin', and we had us a blast having sex outside where everybody could see us! But, wait, you ask--does this mean COED staffers are exhibitionists who can't keep from ripping off their clothes and cavorting under the sun? Actually, it probably means a lot of COED staffers used to be homeless.We've still got ten exciting (or embarrassing) stories about getting laid under the hot summer sun. Or moon. Join us as we share too much information...

Jul 10, 2012

Selena Gomez! And Other Stuff The Intern Forgot

• Mug shots are still comedy gold • Selena Gomez grew up in all the right directions • Armies have...

Jul 10, 2012

Yes, This Literal Half Arm Waxing Moment Happened [47 PHOTOS]

We think we’re in love! Not because we have an amputee fetish or anything, but you have to love a...

Jul 9, 2012

Stuff That The Intern Forgot About

• Janice Dickinson wore the wrong size bikini • Minimalist movie posters are like a party game • Scarlett Johansson...

Jul 9, 2012

20 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [July 9–15]

How did we make it through another Monday? We don’t have to answer that question, officer. Just know that we’ve...

Jul 8, 2012

Sexy Brazilian Beach Bums! [PHOTOS]

The beachs of Brazil are hot–but what really raises the temperature there is the amazing Brazilian women. It’s the country...

Jul 7, 2012

Hot Babes Wearing Wifebeaters [PHOTOS]

It’s hella hot out. (Yes, I non-ironically said “hella.”) Damn, if you’re on the East Coast, you become sweaty even...

Jul 7, 2012

Sexy Summer Girls Eating Hot Dogs

There were two major hot dog eating championships in NYC this week. Isn’t that crazy? To celebrate the July 4th...

Jul 6, 2012

Saucy Girls Making Out for International Kissing Day

Today is International Kissing Day.  What began as a celebration of locking lips in the United States has now been...

Jul 5, 2012

A Tribute To the 14 Types of Bikinis for National Bikini Day

Another reason to go completely mental in July: It’s National Bikini Month. This is no mere day-long celebration like the...

Jul 4, 2012

Fourth of July: Sexy Girls Saluting For July Fourth

Raise the flag–it’s the 4th of July! Our country is having a birthday, and you’re all invited. So let’s kick...

Jul 3, 2012

21 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [July 3–8]

Is a national holiday enough to make sure a week doesn't suck? No. It is not. A national holiday like the Fourth of July is certainly good, but that's not the only thing getting COED employees through another week. We also need classic grindhouse sexploitation, and some good new metal and pop and hip-hop albums, along with a UFC championship and major-league poker playing. Good thing we have all that--and we want to share the stuff that keeps us going...

Jul 2, 2012

Lindsay Lohan’s 26th Birthday: A Tribute to Her Boobs [127 PHOTOS]

Hey Lindsay Lohan  – it’s you and your marvelous boobs’ birthday! Lindsay got the party started on July 2nd, 1986....

Jun 30, 2012

These Messy Women Want You To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too [PHOTOS]

Thursday was National Tapioca Day. Do you know what that means? Time to splosh! “What is this?” you might say. ...

Jun 29, 2012

2012 Le Tour de Femmes: Babes on Bicycles [250 PICS!]

The glamorous Tour de France gets underway again Saturday. Naturally, our thoughts turn toward the beautiful sight of gorgeous gals...

Jun 28, 2012

A Darker Look At Some Of Your Favorite Childhood Characters

Little kids change. So does the way they look at their favorite childhood characters. There’s nothing wrong with that–and especially...

Jun 27, 2012

Drunk Baby: 40 Charming Pics of Li’l Boozers!

There’s nothing quite as cute as a little baby–especially when he (or she) is hammering down some quality suds while...

Jun 27, 2012

Naked Babes Covered in Sushi [PHOTOS]

“Nyotaimori” is the Japanese tradition of eating sushi off a perfectly still, naked woman’s body. (Insert fish-taste joke here.) Often...

Jun 27, 2012

College Candy’s Most Influential Under-25s: They’ve Got Some of Our Faves!

Our colleagues over at have chosen the 25 Under 25 Most Influential Women on the Web–and we have to...

Jun 25, 2012

22 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [June 25–July 1]

Summer’s here, which means hot weather and going to the beach and hanging out with friends. It can also mean...

Jun 25, 2012

The Hottest Women Named Summer [93 PHOTOS]

It’s only a matter of time before we have back-to-back scorchers in terms of the temperature, so start preparing yourself...

Jun 24, 2012

Scream For Hot Ice Cream Girls [50 PHOTOS]

Girls and ice cream cones. What is it about this equation that sets the bells ringing? Let’s dissect this scenario...

Jun 23, 2012

Tasty Babes Chompin’ Popsicle Sticks [PHOTOS]

Summer is all about chomping down a Popsicle on those steamy hot afternoons. When it comes to “steamy” – nothing...

Jun 20, 2012

16 Sexiest Pro Surfer Girls for International Surfing Day 2012 [PHOTOS]

How did you celebrate International Surfing Day? We were going to jump in the COED jet and fly off to...

Jun 20, 2012

COED Staff Survey: “You’re Fired! (Again)”

You know the worst kind of summer vacation? When you get your ass fired in June and you have to start looking for work on miserably hot days while wearing a suit and looking awful. Talk to us about "funemployment" then, wiseguys. Hopefully, you're doing well and haven't been hassled by The Man lately. But if you're freshly fired yourself, then take some comfort from our own tales of jobbus interruptus...

Jun 17, 2012

Happy Father’s Day! (or, How the COED Staff Got This Way) [VIDEO]

It’s time to once again salute the  fabulous fathers who made us all the happy and well-adjusted COED readers (or...

Jun 7, 2012

Ashley Salazar, Miss COED 2011: See Her Video Now, Talk to Her Later Today!

Ashley Salazar is our Miss COED 2011, and we’ll have her live on the site today at 2 pm EST....

Jun 6, 2012

COED Staff Survey: Bad Things In Good Movies

What's worse than a bad movie? A good movie that's ruined by one bad scene--or stupid casting, or one lousy detail that derails the film experience and reminds you that you're surrounded by idiots who didn't notice the one thing in the movie that's clearly wrong! Check out ten uncool things in movies that pretty much ruined our night at the theater. We know you noticed them too, though. You're cool.

Jun 5, 2012

Video Game Trailers Out of E3: HALO 4, RESIDENT EVIL 6, GEARS OF WAR, and More! (VIDEOS)

Today’s the official launch of the Electronic Entertainment Expo, but the video game trailers are already coming fast and furious....

Jun 4, 2012

19 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [June 4-10]

There's great new music! An exciting new TV show! A big-budget epic film! A smart little indie! Stuff on DVD and Blu-ray (like Workaholics)! A video game conference! And somebody's combined Jersey Shore (the location) with killer sharks (the plot device)! Check out all the exciting new things that make us the happiest COED employees to ever live through a week!

Jun 4, 2012

Bar Refaeli Unwraps Something Else For Her Birthday [55 PHOTOS]

It’s already been a great year for Bar Refaeli. The Sports Illustrated cover gal scored another career high by...

Jun 4, 2012

Mr. Trololo Is Dead! Russian Crooner Eduard Khil Goes Trololoing Off to Heaven [VIDEOS]

Internet memes will never die! The same can’t be said for the people behind them. For example, Mr. Trololo has...

Jun 1, 2012

20 Things You Didn’t Know About Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe became a movie star after her supporting role in the 1950 crime drama The Asphalt Jungle. People have been talking about her ever since. They'll be talking about Marilyn even more today, since this would've been her 86th birthday. Monroe's legend looms especially large since she passed away in 1962 at the age of 36. There's still a lot more to Marilyn than just the classic blonde with a breathy voice. Check out 20 vital facts about the gorgeous screen icon...

May 31, 2012

Maria Bello [See Her Tonight on TOUCH]

21 pics! There haven't been many viewers out to embrace Touch. FOX's supernatural New Age series has gotten kind of boring, and it was a big surprise when the show was renewed for a second season. Maybe the network was sold once they learned Maria Bello would be spicing up the season finale. We've got the pics to prove why that's a smart move, and we'll be tuning in tonight for some serious Touch action!

May 31, 2012

Miss COED Of The Year 2011 Ashley Salazar’s Celebration Shoot [22 PHOTOS]

They’re here! It brings us great pleasure to announce that we’ve got the first pics of Ashley Salazar from our...

May 31, 2012

Gold Is Some Scary $#!%–An Analysis

The shakier the market, the more appealing it is to think about hiding away a lot of money for your...

May 30, 2012

Topless Candice Swanepoel Looks Lush In Desert Wasteland [22 PHOTOS]

Candice Swanepoel is still at it, this time posing topless in Lush Magazine. We last saw her topless and covered...

May 30, 2012

NHL Ice Girls: Stanley Cup Edition [PHOTOS]

Are we a little miffed that our boys in blue won’t be in the Stanley Cup Finals? No question; but...

May 30, 2012

Erin Heatheron Gets Wet For GROWN UPS 2 [PHOTOS]

It looks like Adam Sandler knows a good thing when he sees it. No, we’re not talking about making a...

May 30, 2012

Yes, This WTF Man Throwing a Cat in McDonalds Moment Happened [37 PHOTOS]

We’re not big fans of cats either, but it seems like throwing one in a McDonalds is pretty ludicrous. Who’s...

May 30, 2012

COED Staff Survey: Big Girls We Love

The world is full of sexy big women. We're not saying that Beth Ditto is one of them, but we like how the queen-sized frontwoman for The Gossip is really comfortable with herself. It's been fun watching her making the rounds pushing the band's new album. In fact, Beth got the broad-minded COED staff musing about other big broads who've won us over in movies, televisions, and music videos. Check out the curvy gals who take up lots of space in our own fantasies...

May 29, 2012

91 Craziest Celebrity Sex Positions [NSFW Language]

What does Arnold Palmer have in common with Whitney Houston? They both have celebrity sex moves named after them! In...

May 29, 2012

Zhang Ziyi: 100 Million Yuan Sex Scandal

It may now be clear why actress Zhang Ziyi was absent from her Dangerous Liaisons premiere at the Cannes Film...

May 29, 2012

Yes, This Literal Moment of Douche Happened [44 PHOTOS]

Well, it doesn’t really look like there’s going to be any way these guys can defend themselves from being called...

May 29, 2012

Rihanna’s Leaked Topless Photos For “Nude” Fragrance

Photos of Rihanna from her upcoming “Nude Fragrance” were recently leaked. We don’t want to ruin any surprises but… she’s...

May 28, 2012

10 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [May 28–June 3]

Abraham Lincoln fights the supernatural, but it's not the film you're expecting. There are also some good new albums from people you'd expect to make good albums. Hopefully, you're not expecting us to be excited about this week's big season finale that has us so excited. Check out these things (and more) as we find new reasons for living through the week!

May 28, 2012

37 Painful Reminders to Wear Sunscreen This Summer [PHOTOS]

With Memorial Day weekend wrapping up, many of you are bound to be out having some fun in the sun...

May 28, 2012

61 American Flag Foxes Worth Saluting [PHOTOS]

Memorial Day is a time to take a moment to remember and pay tribute to those who’ve fallen in duty...

May 28, 2012

Denise Vasi [See Her Tonight on SINGLE LADIES]

21 pics!The summer series are starting, but the VH1 sitcom Single Ladies wasn’t really on our radar--until we found out that the savvy show has brought in Denis Vasi to liven up the cast. She’s replacing Stacy Dash, too, so the producers knew they had to bring in a real stunner! We've got the pics to prove that these Single Ladies are going to be more beautiful than ever tonight!

May 28, 2012

Miss COED: Krystal Harlow [17 PHOTOS]

Krystal is a 21-year-old model currently living in the Tar Heel State. Krystal was the first ever Playboy Miss Social...

May 27, 2012

Celebrate Cellophane Day With The Funniest Tape Faces [42 PHOTOS]

I’m willing to bet that you didn’t know May 27th is Cellophane Day, created to celebrate the day that Richard...

May 27, 2012

UFC Octagon Girl Arianny Celeste Arrested In Vegas–Still Makes It to the Fights! [15 PHOTOS]

Arianny Celeste seems like a great gal to us–and yet the Octagon Girl almost missed the March 26th UFC Fights...

May 26, 2012

Babes of the French Open 2012 [PHOTOS]

May has been a big month for France. Not only have the world’s celebrities been partying at the Cannes Film...

May 25, 2012

Drunken Lake Havasu Party Girls 2012: Memorial Day Edition [230 PHOTOS]

Memorial Day has become one of the premier party weekends not only of the summer, but of the year. Here...

May 25, 2012

Another One Bites the Dust: Keira Knightley Engaged [18 PHOTOS]

Welp, fellow dreamers like myself, another one of our all-time fantasy girls is officially off the market. Keira Knightley’s publicist...

May 25, 2012

Yes, This Ronald McDonald Unhappy Meal Happened

We’re not sure that even a free Happy Meal is going to save this little girl from some pretty serious...

May 24, 2012

AWOL Playboy Pool Party

We’re not on the West Coast, but if we lived anywhere near Hollywood, you could bet your sweet tuchus that...

May 24, 2012

Brooklyn Lee’s 19 Sexiest Twitpics

By now you’ve probably seen the Twitter picture of porn stars Brooklyn Lee and Tasha Reign along with non-pornstar friend...

May 24, 2012

The Facebook IPO: What the Hell Happened?

We can use Facebook for a lot of things. For example, the company just provided a good example of one...

May 24, 2012

Investigative Reporter Brett Higgens Finds Booze-Filled 5.29 L.A. Party–With A Daniel Tosh Connection! [VIDEO]

We know that we’ve mocked investigative reporter Brett Higgens over the past few days. Maybe we were even happy to...

May 24, 2012

Nicole Scherzinger’s Sideboob Was The Best Thing At The MIB 3 Premiere [17 PHOTOS]

Truth be told, we’re not particularly excited for Men In Black 3 but we are pretty miffed that we missed...

May 24, 2012

500 Sexy Pit Babes For The Indianapolis 500

The Pacers aren’t going to be the only talk of Indiana this weekend. On May 27th, thousands of NASCAR fanatics...

May 24, 2012

Yes, This Gay Football Moment Happened [41 PHOTOS]

The NBA is busy dealing with hard fouls to the grill piece and here you have a pretty heartwarming moment...

May 24, 2012

Bill Clinton’s Porn Stars Love COED! [PHOTOS + VIDEOS]

If you haven’t seen the full photo of former President of Bill Clinton, here he is posing with pornstars Tasha...

May 23, 2012

60 Sexiest American Athletes to Look for at the 2012 London Olympics [PHOTOS]

There’s a lot to get excited about with the upcoming 2012 London Olympics. The epic action starts July 27th, and...

May 23, 2012

COED Staff Survey: Roommate Horror Stories

Are there any good roommate stories? Well, probably a few. It’s still easier to get the COED staff talking about...

May 23, 2012

Yes, This Kid-Eating Llama Happened [39 PHOTOS]

Well, I guess that answers the question of whether or not this llama spits or swallows. Wait, is that a...

May 23, 2012

A Story About Two Friends Who Started A Mobile Barbershop

GoPayment wants to prove to small business owners across America that it is very simple to take credit card payments...

May 22, 2012

A Look At Katie Price Through The Years [71 PHOTOS]

Those of our readers who’ve graduated from the Bald Eagle Scouts might be old enough to remember Katie Price (aka...