COED Writer

Brian Griffiths

I live in an empowerment zone, so I only get hired for jobs for the tax credit. I believe in magic, ghosts, and true love. I do not believe in Harvey Dent. I have tried autoerotic asphyxiation, but it was only because I desperately needed a breath of fresh air.
Articles Written
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Feb 11, 2010

The More, The Scarier… Two Girlfriends on Valentines Day

You’ve found yourself with more than one lady friend this Valentine’s Day. Both are needy and want you to spend...

Feb 9, 2010

If Candy Hearts Told the Truth

We’ve all seen or given them. You know what I’m talking about. Those powdery sweets on which even more saccharine...

Feb 4, 2010

How to Pick the Right Color Roses for Valentine’s Day

Red Roses are the traditional gift given on Valentine’s Day, but beware!  You need to know what message you’re sending! ...

Jan 27, 2010

Top 10 Friends to Help Solve That Little Problem

Ten Characters that can help you get out of that sticky situation you're in. From The Beast to The Bride, a list of the best problem solvers in movieland.

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Jan 25, 2010

Is This The New Spider-Man?!?!

Spider-Man 4 which was to release in 2011, will now be releasing in the summer of 2012. . . but...

It’s Like Sky Mall for Vapor-Wares

Do you need an AnswerPen, a pen that gives you the answers to any math problem, the CelebrityFinder, a GPS locator for celebrities, or a pair of Piano Playing Hands?

Jan 24, 2010

Top Twelve Women of the Apocalypse

Are bombs dropping all around you? Did your ex-girlfriend just try to take a bite out of you? Well, looks like you're in trouble bud, but here's twelve ladies to help you through it.

Jan 22, 2010

Throw Your Own “World Series of Beer Pong”

Have you ever wanted to become a world champion athlete, but didn’t want to give up drinking or having fun?...

Jan 6, 2010