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May 16, 2010

10 Summer Beer Cocktails That Don’t Suck

With summer just around the corner, it's time to start thinking about how you're going to quench that thirst for the next three months. So instead of going with the same old mixed drinks you've been drinking since freshman year, we've put together of a list of delicious beer cocktails that will definitely add some "Ahhhhh" to your summer fun.

Nov 27, 2009

10 Things From Your Twenties You’ll Regret When You’re Forty

Don't get me wrong - being young and having fun is as important as anything in life. But assuming you live past the age of 28, there are a few things that you just can't get away with, without reaping some serious consequences. Here are the top 10 things you do when you're young that, when looking back, make you wonder how you could have been such a complete and total dumbass. (Image used courtesy of The Lizard Man)

Nov 11, 2009

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2: The Craziest Sh*t You’ve Ever Seen [Video]

You know people are always talking about how video games make people more violent and all that drivel? Bullsh*t, right? Well, after watching this video of a level from the new, hottest video game on the market, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you might be singing a different tune. But regardless of where you stand on the issue, something tells me this level is going to cause quite an uproar.

World’s Drunkest Man Tries to Buy Beer [Video]

The funny thing about drinking is that the drunker you get, the more drunk you WANT to get. And before you know it, you're face down in a gutter with a condom sticking out of your butt. Or, in this guy's case, you stumble to the gas station to buy more beer and get caught on tape failing at everything you try to do.

How to Get Kicked in The Face [Video]

Only about the first 15 seconds of this video are interesting. But because it's in French, it takes another minute and 45 seconds to provide the context. So if you only want to watch the super sweet part, here's what happens: One dude tries to pull some lame prank on a passerby in a hat. The prankster takes off running, right past another random dude, who just happens to be awesome at karate. Now, watch.

WTF Is He Doing to That Donkey? [Video]

I know that in other countries and other cultures they do somethings differently than we do here in the United States. But what I did not know was that one of those things includes walking on a donkey. Now, before you get your panties in a bunch (I'm looking at you PETa), I think the donkey is, um, getting a massage.

Aug 10, 2009

How to Fail a DUI Test [Video]

If you've been drinking, the best course of action is to just stay put (and hopefully hook up with a hot chick.) What you should NOT do is get in a car, suck at driving, get pulled over, and then proceed to do everything exactly opposite to what the cop is asking you to do.

Aug 8, 2009

Kid Solves Rubik’s Cube, While Playing Guitar Hero… on Expert [Video]

All you wussies who think you're badass because you can play Guitar Hero on "expert" are about to get taken down a notch - because this kid can do it while solving a g*ddamn Rubik's cube!! Of course, he's probably never kissed a girl, but that's just because they don't know his skills...

Aug 7, 2009

All Strippers, All The Time

This morning, we came across what has to be the sweetest internet radio station of all-time: 1015thepole.com. No, you're not going to find your favorite indie bands on here, you f**king hipsters. What you are going to get is non-stop stripper tunes that'll send you straight back to that night you got the clap. I mean, the name of the radio station is The Pole! Jesus Christ...

Aug 7, 2009

Dad’s Birthday Prank Goes Horribly Wrong [Video]

Pranks are funny, aren't they? I mean, the person might get a little bit embarrassed by the surprise shaming you deliver them, but you get a good bit of laughs. And if you catch the whole thing on video, then you get to relieve the hilariousness over and over. But when this happens, everybody on the Internet is going to be reliving it right along with you...

Aug 6, 2009

Craziest Slip ‘n Slide Stunt, Ever! [Video]

When you're a kid, there's really nothing better than a Slip 'n Slide on a hot day. Even when you're an adult, the idea of speeding along across a wet strip of plastic seems pretty appealing. But when you have the biggest balls ever, your Slip 'n Slide has to be a) monstrous, b) have a giant f**king ramp and c) have the scariest landing of all-time. You know, like this guy...

Jul 29, 2009

Top 5 Fast Food Restaurants That Will Make You Scared to Fart

Man, do we love fast food. It's cheap, it's delicious and it satisfies every self-hating cell in your body with highly processed, corporately created concoctions that any man, woman or child can enjoy.But if you're anything like me, such easily acquired satisfaction comes at a cost... in the form of nearly crapping your pants. Here are the Top 5 Fast Food Restaurants That Will Make You Scared to Fart.

Jul 23, 2009

6 Kick Ass Canadian Club Cocktails

While my favorite way to drink whisky is warm and neat, that's a hard beverage to stomach during the scorching-hot summer months. So to help you cool down, while still keeping whisky solidly in your diet, the best way to go is the cocktail. My two favorite whiskies to mix are Canadian Club 10-year-old and 12-year-old. These two refreshing yet flavorful spirits go great with a wide variety of mixers. Here are the 6 Canadian Club cocktails I think kick the most ass.

Jul 13, 2009

Black Metal Idol [Video]

I can understand why someone would want to be on one of these "Idol" shows, with their possibility of fame and fortune. But when you're choosing your audition piece, I have absolutely no F'ing clue what would prompt someone into thinking that shrieking a g*ddamn black metal song will get you anywhere but YouTube.

Jul 11, 2009

World’s Fastest Everything [Video]

Generally speaking, the faster something is, the better: pitches, cars, death, girls. And I have to say I agree with that sentiment. Especially after watching this video of the "World's Fastest Everything." Of course, it doesn't actually include everything, but that's not to say it doesn't try...