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Andrew - Hunter College

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Mar 5, 2011

Why Midget Women and Bullfighting Don’t Mix [Video]

If you'd asked me before watching this video why I thought there were no women bullfighters, I would have probably said something about Spanish cultures being male dominated, yada, yada, yada... Andif you'd asked my why there are no midget bullfighters, I would have guessed that they'd be trampled.

Feb 20, 2011

Battle of the Brown Spirits: Scotch Vs. Whisky

For many drink enthusiasts, Scotch and Bourbon stand strongest at opposite ends of the “brown spirit” battlefield. To the West, the sweet punch to the face of Bourbon, America’s whiskey; to the East, Scotch whisky — a deep, smoky Highland warrior.

Dec 22, 2010

The 9 High School Classmates You’ll Run Into Over Winter Break

You're done with classes, you can sleep in till noon without repercussion and chances are you're going to end up at the bar downtown, one of these nights - if you haven't just camped out there already. That means running into pretty much every person you went to high school with who you haven't talked to since graduation day. If you're not careful, things can get weird before you can say "Remember that time in pre-calc...". So here's a quick guide to the 9 types of high school classmates you'll run into over winter break to help you keep your cool.

Dec 4, 2010

9 Fool-Proof Excuses for Not Buying Christmas Gifts

If you're like me, Christmas sneaks up on you like a ninja. And when Christmas day comes along, you're stuck looking like the family asshole. So to get out of the dog house this year, here are nine fool-proof excuses for not having any gifts from you under the tree.

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Nov 27, 2010

Should You Get a Dog?

Unless you are a cat guy, being a dog owner can be one of the most satisfying experiences a person can have. They provide unrivaled companionship, entertainment and someone to talk to who won't go off and tell everyone your embarrassing sh*t. So if you're thinking about getting a dog, here are a few things I've learned and think you should consider before you take the plunge.

Dear Condom Companies, Your Packaging Sucks

Yet few products in life (aside from brakes, rope, fire hydrants and weaponry) need to work in the heat of the moment more than the condom.

Crazy Woman Jumps In Front of a Train [Video]

With winter swooping in to snatch away everyone's happiness for the next few months, chances are you're going to hear about a lot more people offing themselves. That's just how it goes. So let this video serve as a little lesson to all you passersby what it looks like when someone goes off the deep end, and wucks their ass in front of a train. Also, this is what it looks like when someone gets really, really lucky...

How to Impress a Girl [Video]

One good way to get a girl's attention is to do something so awesome only a few other people on the plant could pull it off. Now, that might be a problem for some of you, since amazing feats of skill are, by default, rare. But apparently not for this guy, who decides to wuck himself off a sand cliff, doing back flips all the way down.

Aug 30, 2010

10 Totally Selfish Reasons It Sucks to Get a DUI

Drunk driving kills or injures tens of thousands of people every year, ruining families and destroying lives. But it's not just others who suffers from drinking and driving - it's mostly you. So that you can get an idea of how much it actually sucks, here are 10 totally selfish (but totally valid) reasons it sucks to get a DUI.

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Aug 28, 2010

The 10 Most Ridiculous Table Manners

Having manners is important - it shows that you take care in what you do, and have respect for the people around you. And at no time are manners more observed than around the dinner table. But it's about damn time we admit that some of these manners are just plain crazy, out of date, and completely unnecessary. Fortunately, the brave trend-setters at Buzzfeed.com have put together a list...

Jul 23, 2010

How to Drink Tequila

If you're entire experience with drinking tequila involves downing endless shots of Jose Cuervo Gold, you're doing it wrong. Not that there's anything with doing shots of tequila - never would we say such a thing - but with a little bit of knowledge about this Mexican liquor, a whole new world of beverage enjoyment opens up to you. Luckily, the good people of Details have put together a quick, comprehensive guide to properly enjoying this deliciously intoxicating brew.

May 16, 2010

10 Summer Beer Cocktails That Don’t Suck

With summer just around the corner, it's time to start thinking about how you're going to quench that thirst for the next three months. So instead of going with the same old mixed drinks you've been drinking since freshman year, we've put together of a list of delicious beer cocktails that will definitely add some "Ahhhhh" to your summer fun.

Dec 5, 2009

How To Pack For The Holidays

If you're anything like me, packing for a trip usually involves rushing home 15 minutes before you're supposed to leave for the airport and cramming whatever's in grabbing distance into whatever container you have (i.e. a garbage bag) that they'll let on an airplane. But with airlines charging for every piece of luggage these days, it's become financially irresponsible to not know how to properly pack.

Nov 27, 2009

10 Things From Your Twenties You’ll Regret When You’re Forty

Don't get me wrong - being young and having fun is as important as anything in life. But assuming you live past the age of 28, there are a few things that you just can't get away with, without reaping some serious consequences. Here are the top 10 things you do when you're young that, when looking back, make you wonder how you could have been such a complete and total dumbass. (Image used courtesy of The Lizard Man)

Nov 11, 2009

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2: The Craziest Sh*t You’ve Ever Seen [Video]

You know people are always talking about how video games make people more violent and all that drivel? Bullsh*t, right? Well, after watching this video of a level from the new, hottest video game on the market, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you might be singing a different tune. But regardless of where you stand on the issue, something tells me this level is going to cause quite an uproar.

Nov 10, 2009

7 Things You Should Never Go Cheap On

These days, everyone is trying to save as much money as possible for fear of everything going to sh*t (again). And while we're all for getting a good deal, there are some things you shouldn't buy if you can only afford to go with the bottom of the barrel. Not that you should pay more for something when you could pay less, but that going with the cheapest option is worse than doing nothing at all.

Nov 1, 2009

Christopher Walken Performs Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face”

It's always funny to see people you think of as complete badasses do funny stuff. Take this rendition of Lady Gaga's hit song, "Poker Face," as performed by Christopher Walken on BBC1. His intonation and extremely strange Queens accent just give the song a little something extra. On a side note: Is it just me, or does Christopher Walken look more and more like vampire as time goes on? Maybe he is a vampire.

Oct 31, 2009

Michael Jackson Reborn as an Actual White Dude… at the Bus Stop [Video]

Wow, guys, it's amazing! Michael Jackson's alive!... in the body of a white guy. I know, I know, he's not quite the dancer that Michael once was. But that's to be expected. See, this is an actual white guy, with with guy dancing skills, whereas before Micheal Jackson's death (and reincarnation), he just looked like a white dude, but danced with the feet of a black guy.

Oct 29, 2009

Major Street Racing FAIL [Video]

I completely understand why people race each other on the street: You just spent $35,000 supping-up your WRX, and damnit, you need some place to open the thing up. And what better place than a public street, where people are just trying to get from home to work? Those assholes need to get with the program, and get the f**k out of the way. Or, at least the dude in the white car needs to get the f**k out of the way...

Oct 28, 2009

The 10 Most Controversial Pro Athlete Twitterers

For most of us, posting messages to Twitter is about as banal an activity as you can get. But if...

Oct 28, 2009

Gov. Schwarzenegger Tells CA Legislator “F*ck You” in Hidden Message

With California in such dire straights these days, it's good to see that the people running the government are getting past their petty political differences for the good of the people, and trying to fix things as quickly and easily as possible. Oh wait, actually the exact opposite is happening.

Oct 26, 2009

The Secret Code to The New YouTube

So I headed over to Reddit.com after getting home from the office, and what do I find? The "secret" to accessing the newest YouTube feature: 'Warp Player' on all videos! And let me just say that if you haven't already seen this amazing feature, then prepare to be awash in awesomeness. All you have to do is replace "watch" in any YouTube URL with...