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Alexa Lyons

Writer and editor living in New York City who also loves Taking Back Sunday, bad reality TV, and Leonardo DiCaprio (not necessarily in that order).
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LATEST ARTICLES WRITTEN
May 30, 2016

Whale Vomit is Taking Over This Australian Beer & WTF That is SICK

When it comes to beer, I prefer things simple: cool and f*cking delicious. That’s it. But like every person on...

May 30, 2016

This Gorgeous Woman Quit College to Kill Members of ISIS

Joanna Palani is a boss. This gorgeous 23-year-old left college to go kill members of ISIS like a badass. But...

May 27, 2016

Dude Looks Like a Psycho With Text Rant After a Girl Rejects Him

Hey guys, here’s a tip: when a girl isn’t interested and tells you that, let her be. Responding back with...

May 27, 2016

Is Zendaya Doing What I Think She’s Doing on This Magazine Cover?

Zendaya’s latest magazine cover is causing quite the controversy. Why? Well, the girl looks to be in the middle of...

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May 26, 2016

WATCH: These Guys Opened Up About What They Wanted More Of In Bed & Yeah We Saw That Coming

Trying to understand the opposite sex is a near impossible task, especially when it comes to sex (and you feel...

This Kansas High School Wants to Deny & Expel Any Student With a Gay Family Member

Well, this is f*cked up. Trinity Academy, a Christian high school located in Kansas, is currently under fire after reportedly...

May 26, 2016

CNN Aired a Very Important Question About Donald Trump’s Junk Last Night

When Donald Trump is typically in the news, it’s due to one of three things: 1. He says something batsh*t...

May 25, 2016

This Dude Took Up His Friends’ Dares While on a Bad Date & We’re Shocked She Didn’t Punch Him in The Face

Usually when you’re in the middle of a bad date, you get your friend to call you out with a...

May 25, 2016

May 25, 2016

Kelly Osbourne Completely Trashed Her Dad’s Mistress on Twitter

Kelly Osbourne came for Michelle Pugh on Twitter yesterday and things got reaaalllyyy ugly. The 31-year-old (um… what does she...

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May 24, 2016

Bridget Malcolm is One of Australia’s Hottest Up-And-Coming Models

Bridget Malcolm may be known as one of Australia’s most notable (and hottest) up-and-coming models, but considering her past work,...

May 23, 2016

This Chick is Ruining Her Cheater Ex-Boyfriend’s Life by Sending Him Constant ‘Game of Thrones’ Spoilers

If you’ve thought about cheating on your girlfriend, this tragic tale from Redditor Khaleesiscorned will instantly discourage you. In short:...

May 23, 2016

WATCH: A Brawl Broke Out Between Parents During Their Kids’ Graduation & One Guy Got Tased

Your high school graduation should create memories that will last a lifetime. Usually those memories encompass a happy time before...

May 23, 2016

Twitter Hate Got Real Last Night After Madonna Completely Butchered Her Prince Tribute

Last night the Billboard Music Awards aired, a month after Prince’s sudden death. To honor the epic musician, Madonna —...

May 20, 2016

This Guy Live Tweeted Updates From Some Chick’s Closet After Her Boyfriend Came Home

When you’re live tweeting updates from some random girl’s closet, it can only mean a few things: 1. You were...

May 20, 2016

Staten Island Woman Wears “America Was Never Great” Hat & Has Since Received a Ton of Death Threats

Everyone has an opinion about the upcoming election, especially Krystal Lake. After ordering a custom-made hat with the slogan “America...

May 19, 2016

A Louisiana Lawmaker Introduced a Bill That Required Strippers to be Under 160 Pounds

Kenny Havard, an idiotic state rep from Louisiana, is in the midst of a fiery hell after he wanted to...

May 19, 2016

Kylie Jenner & Tyga: Full Story & Must-See Details

Kim Kardashian may not be the only family member to have a sex tape aired to the world. Her younger...

May 18, 2016

These People Nailed How Awkward It Is To Have Sex in a Dorm

You know what’s awkward? Having sex in a room when someone is sleeping nearly five feet away from you. You...

May 18, 2016

Adam Sandler Has a Doppelganger & He Found Him on Reddit

Celebrity doppelgangers are great. Especially when it’s of a gorgeous woman — we’re looking at you Kamilla Osman, Christine Ham,...

May 18, 2016

This is What Would Happen If Everyone Stopped Paying Their Student Loans — Together

Graduation is finally upon us, and if you’re one of the apprehensive seniors forced to give up college life and...

May 17, 2016

Fordham University Basketball Coach Gets Called Out For Cheating by His Wife on Twitter

Remember Tyler Summit? Louisiana Tech’s women’s basketball coach who cheated on his hot wife with one of his players? Well,...

May 17, 2016

A Beer-Infused Pizza Crust is on The Way, Thanks to Pizza Hut

Dreams really do come true. Pizza Hut just delivered a perfect nugget of good news: a new pie with beer-infused...

May 17, 2016

Dartmouth College’s ‘Blue Lives Matter’ Display Replaced With ‘Black Lives Matter’

A Blue Lives Matter display at Dartmouth College was promptly torn down shortly after its reveal thanks so several Black...

May 16, 2016

Sex Ed Totally Lied To You — You Actually Can Get a Girl Pregnant While Doing This Sexual Act

If you grew up in a nice Pennsylvania suburb like I did, and attended a massive public high school, you’d...

May 16, 2016

Elizabeth Turner is the Latest GUESS Model You Need to Keep an Eye On

If there’s one thing we love about summer, it’s the GUESS girls. They’re practically a summer staple. Of course you...

May 16, 2016

Cancer Survivor Receives First Ever U.S. Penis Transplant & He’s One Happy Dude

Thomas Manning is one happy man. The 64-year-old bank courier from Halifax, Massachusetts, had his penis removed after doctors diagnosed...

May 16, 2016

‘The Wire’ Actor Arrested in Atlanta After Attacking a Female Bernie Sanders Supporter

And the stories continue. In the latest election clusterf*ck news, Wendell Pierce, an actor best known for his role as...

May 13, 2016

Colombian Prison Director Under Investigation After She Was Caught Twerking in Front of Inmates

One of the first things you’re taught when working at a Colombian prison is to not twerk in front of...

May 13, 2016

Surgeon Accidentally Removes Patient’s Testicle, Tries Saving Himself With Most Hilarious Excuse Ever

You know those horrifying stories about people going under for surgery and then waking up without a kidney? Well that’s...

May 13, 2016

WATCH: Wife Goes Batsh*t Crazy When She Meets Her Husband’s Alleged Mistress

When women find out their man is cheating, things get brutal. Whether you’re the quiet manipulative type that’ll strike when...

May 13, 2016

The JerkShirt is the Most Terrifying Thing I’ve Ever Seen in My Life

When I think about some of the great things humankind has produced – the computer, cars, solar energy, Snapchat —...

May 13, 2016

The Secret Service is All Over Donald Trump’s Butler After He Called For Obama To Be Killed

Donald Trump’s butler has some explaining to do. Or maybe not, considering who his boss is. Anthony Senecal served as...

May 12, 2016

Spanish Teens Are Reportedly Having ‘Sex Roulette’ & WTF WHY IS THIS A THING!?

For anyone who’s ever seen the movie Kids and is permanently scarred like me, look away. According to several terrifying...