Talk about first world problems. I mean, good for this guy I guess, but also at the same time, f*ck this guy for having a life this good.
Meet Douglas ‘FaZe Censor’ Martin, a 23-year-old YouTube star (over 2 million “subs” brah) and professional gamer who just so happened to be dating Mexican weather girl and internet sensation Yanet Garcia.
Garcia went super viral a couple of years ago after someone on the internet discovered her, uh, talent for reading the weather:
Garcia capitalized on her moment of virality as she has accumulated over 6.5 million followers on Instagram since then.
But apparently, it just wasn’t doing it for Censor here as the couple recently broke up. And because he’s a “YouTube star”, he obviously uploaded a 10-minute confessional explaining why.
Citing that their career paths had caused them to be apart from each other, Censor says throughout the video:
“I want to win a ring, I want to win a world championship, what I want in my life at this very moment is to compete in Call of Duty because I love it so much.
I’m on a contract. It’s not like I don’t want to do this, this is the career that I want.
There’s only 24 hours in a day and I just didn’t have enough time to do what I needed to do. I’m going to do whatever it takes to be a champion.”
So just to recap, ‘FaZe Censor’ (gotta work on that name man) essentially chose this:
And yes, he did choose one over the other, because if that was me, I’d be doing every single thing I could to hold onto a relationship with the likes of Yanet Garcia.
For the first time in my life — considering I am one — I hate f*cking millennials.