White House Correspondents Dinner 2018: Best Jokes From Michelle Wolf

The 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner took place on Saturday, April 28 in Washington, D.C. with journalists who cover the White House and President Donald Trump coming together to take a look at the political landscape. The WHCD also features a comedian who hosts the event and roasts everyone in sight. This year, comedian Michelle Wolf led the charge and delivered in a big way despite Trump deciding to skip the dinner for his own rally in Michigan.

“All right, this has been long,” Wolf began. “Here we are at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Like a porn star says with a Trump, ‘Let’s get this over with.'”

The former contributor and writer for The Daily Show with Trevor Noah took no prisoners and took shots at Trump, vice president Mike Pence, the Trump children, Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway, White House press secretary Sarah Sanders, Trump lawyer Michael Cohen, Russian president Vladimir Putin, Democrats, a variety of media members, and much more.

Thank you! https://t.co/0Nsx5ZBj8c

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) April 29, 2018

If you missed out on the event, we have you covered.

The best jokes from the 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner can be seen below, along with video of the entire stand-up bit.


Michelle Wolf Destroys Sarah Huckabee Sanders To Her Face

“Every time Sarah steps up to the podium get excited because I’m not sure what we’re going to get,” she said. “A press briefing, a bunch of lies, or divided into softball teams.

“I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Is it Sarah Sanders? Is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Is it Cousin Huckabee? Is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders? What’s Uncle Tom, but for white women who disappoint other white women?”


Michelle Wolf Rips Donald Trump’s Wealth & Failed Businesses

“Mr. President, I don’t think you’re very rich. Like, i think you might be rich in Idaho, but in New York, you’re doing fine.”

“Trump is so broke he has to fly failed business class.”


Hillary Clinton Gets Roasted For Failed Campaign Strategy

“It is kind of crazy that the Trump campaign was in contact with Russia when the Hillary campaign wasn’t even in contact with Michigan”


Michael Cohen’s Hush Payments Take Center Stage

“It’s 2018 and I am a woman, so you cannot shut me up. Unless you’re Michael Cohen and you want to wire me $30,000,” she joked. “You can find me on Venmo under my porn name ‘Reince Priebus.'”


A Reminder That Mike Pence Takes Over If Trump Is Impeached

“Just when you think Trump is awful, you remember Mike Pence. Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn’t gay. Mike Pence is the kind of guy who brushes his teeth and then drinks orange juice and thinks, ‘mmm!'”


Full White House Correspondents Dinner Video

 

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