My unappreciation for Kevin Durant has never been a secret.
I once wrote an article openly theorizing that he may actually be a virgin. Furthermore, I consider Durant to be the most butthurt, cry-baby dominant athlete I’ve ever seen in my life. Never in my life have I seen such a glaring lack of thick skin on such an elite athlete.
And I felt this way about KD BEFORE I found out my man pulls a total Skip Bayless by using a FAKE Twitter account to compliment himself. That’s right, NBA Finals MVP Kevin Durant deploys the same defense mechanism tactics as middle schoolers and Skip Bayless.
KD has secret accounts that he uses to defend himself and forgot to switch to them when he was replying to this guy I'm actually speechless pic.twitter.com/9245gnpa3c
— idk (@harrisonmc15) September 18, 2017
This isn’t the first time he’s been accused of something like this, thought, as rumors of KD having burner social media accounts have rumbled for years now. In fact, some people claim that the Instagram account @quiresultan is actually Durant, as the username is constantly popping up in the comment section of Warriors and Durant family member accounts.
Maybe most damning of all is the fact that Durant’s own family member tagged (accidentally) @quiresultan in one of their photos:
So there you have it, folks: multi-millionaire, NBA-scoring Champ, and Finals MVP Kevin Durant is so baby shit soft that he has a gang of fake social media accounts to defend himself against strangers on the internet.
And don’t forget about his super passive aggressive new shoes:
He isn’t mad though, you guys. He DEFINITELY doesn’t care what we have to say about him, at all. Nope, not a bit.