Kylie Jenner Continued To Dominate Instagram Over The Weekend

Kylie Jenner turned 20 last week, so naturally, she celebrated by sharing her nipples with the world.
I have to admit it’s slightly mind-blowing that Kylie Jenner is only 20-years-old. First of all, she looks older than every chick I’ve ever hooked up with in my life. If you told me Kylie Jenner was 28-years-old, I’d ask where she plans on celebrating her 30th — I’d be that convinced.
She’s also been in the public spotlight for what feels like a decade. Seriously, remember when Kylie Jenner was the ugly one? Look how far we’ve come — she essentially defines the word sex appeal.
So it only makes sense that to celebrate her second decade on the planet Earth, Kylie Jenner has decided to ramp up her sexuality to the next level. Like I’ve long said, the Kardashians are merely curating the demand for a Kylie Jenner sex tape until it hits a boiling point, and when that boiling point comes, they’ll release it on the world, and make a billion dollars in the process.
That’s right, folks, you heard it here first: one day Kylie Jenner is going to be worth a $1 billion sex tape and we can’t wait.


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