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J. Lo’s Birthday Instagrams Were Fire Despite A-Rod Being In All The Pictures

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I think it’s time we start testing Jennifer Lopez’s blood for like the cure to cancer and Alzheimers and what not because there is no reasonable explanation to how someone this old can look this well other than some sort of superhuman genetics.

J-Lo turned 48 (FORTY-EIGHT!!) over the weekend and made sure everyone knew about it by posting a gluttony of fire Instagram photos.

There was only one problem … A-Rod’s dumb face was in all of them.

And yet, similar to how she defies the laws of physics, J. Lo was able to overcome the A-Rod factor in her pictures and look better most 25-year-olds do.

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