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Let’s Play A Game Called: ‘Kylie Jenner, Madame Tussauds Statue, Or Japanese Sex Robot?’


Have you ever seen one of those Japanese sex robots? If so, follow along. If not, Google it and then come back.

Japanese sex dolls are essentially the Madame Tussauds of the artificial sex robots — they are almost too real looking, even though you know they’re fake. Or have you ever watched one of those brand spanking new 4k super high def TV’s and thought to yourself  ‘that’s too real looking’?

That’s the vibe I get from Kylie Jenner: she’s totally artificial, and in the process of trying to make her more ‘real’ looking, they accidentally made her too real looking, and now she looks like a super high def 4k Japanese sex robot television.

Or something like that.

All that said though, at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter whether this is an actual human being named Kylie Jenner, a Madam Tussauds statue brought to life witchcraft, or a Japanese sex robot with a mind of its own: you, me, and everyone you’ve ever met would sleep with her/it/this.

And round and round we go.

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