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Paige Spiranac Is The Best Thing To Happen To Golf Since Ever


I have this running joke (I’m kind of serious) that while communism may not be the best economic approach, it might not have been the worst idea for God (or science, either way) to apply the methodology to creating people, but too often is the balance of power out of whack.

On one hand, you have a homeless dude, and on the other you have Jared Leto singing in a rock band and winning Oscars. On one hand, there’s a sick child, on the other is Paige Spiranac, a bombshell 10 out of 10 who also happens to be a professional golfer. Like to be a wildly successful person, she only needed one of those things: killer looks OR professional-level golf skills. Does one person really need all that power? It’s not for me to say.

Paige Spiranac first burst onto the scene a couple of years ago as a wildly talented golfer out of San Diego State University. She once made first All-MountainWest Conference and won a Colorado State Match Play tournament.

Unfortunately for all of us, Spiranac is already off the market, but at only 24 years old, Spiranac is going to be famous for a long, long time, so we might as well start adoring her now.

  • COED Writer
    A New Jersey native & Rutgers University graduate who firmly believes it's better to be lucky than good. My goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay. You can probably find me somewhere cooking either too little or too much pasta. contact me -