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There are four truths in life.
1). Weed is tight.
2). Beer is good.
3). Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat.
4). The Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.
As long as you know these four truths and carry them with you forever, you should be able to find your way in this mad, mad world.
Deron Williams will wear No. 31 with #Cavs. He's worn 8 at other NBA stops
— Tom Withers (@twithersAP) February 27, 2017
Deron Williams knows this. The former all-star point guard, who recently joined the Cleveland Cavaliers after clearing waivers, chose to wear the number 31 for his new team. Coincidence?
Will some say that it’s because Williams wore 31 in high school? Of course. But those people are sheep. #StayWoke2k17. Will even Deron Williams say it’s because he wore the #31 in high school? Of course. But are athletes always 100% honest with the media? Exactly.
“Eight was taken, five was taken, which was my college number and high school number my last two years,” Williams said. “My first high school number was 31. I wanted a single number but all of them were pretty much taken, so I went with 31.”
Yeah, sure thing Deron. And you didn’t mail it in and get fat after signing a max contract with the Nets either.
Deron Williams wearing 31. Today, the team says that Durant will be out indefinitely. March 1 = 3/1. Warriors blew a 3-1 lead. I'm done.
— M 🇨🇦 (@m93) March 1, 2017
I hate the cavs but Deron Williams #31 jersey choice was complete savagery 💀 3-1 blown finals lead
— Gronky (@Bnasty_97) March 1, 2017
Deron Williams is a savage for choosing to wear 31 😂
— josip vukancic (@jvukancic22) March 1, 2017
https://twitter.com/TimoPerezzz/status/836975197957804036
Deron Williams making Cavs debut tonight on 3-1 wearing 31? You can't make this stuff up
— Geoff Mathias (@gmathiasf) March 1, 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcYX7OF1FbU
