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Forget Beyonce, Adele, & Lady Gaga… Rihanna Absolutely Won The Grammys


All the egos were out at the Grammys, each jostling for a position in the audience’s heart.

Beyonce was dressing up like some kind of futuristic Cleopatra. Adele literally stopped the show because she felt like it. Lady Gaga cucked Metallica out of their own song. All of these female mega-stars were jockeying for adoration on the stage without even realizing they were getting smoked by someone in the crowd.

And that someone was Rihanna. Folks, Rihanna won the Grammys and it wasn’t even close. Did she perform? No. Did she win anything? Also no. But does any of that matter?

Of course not.

All Rihanna did was (yet again) be an absolute f*cking bae by casually chugging from a diamond-encrusted flask throughout the entirety of the night like the absolute total boss that she is.

(Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images for NARAS)

(Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images for NARAS)

That’s it. Article over. Post over. All you need to know is that Rihanna showed up with a diamond flask. Let it be known from here on out, whenever Rihanna shows up somewhere with a flask, she’s better than everyone else in the room. It has been decreed.

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