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Ted Cruz Casually Hitting Deadspin With The RKO Outta Nowhere


Wow. F*cking Ted Cruz. Just when you think that slithery ex-serial killer had crawled back into the shadows, he comes out of left field to take a shit on Deadspin. Of all people. Not Trump, not CNN … Deadspin.

Ted Cruz be like:

What’s ol’ lyin’ Ted up to these days, anyway?I know he didn’t get a spot in Trump’s cabinet.  Still telling women what they’re allowed to do with their bodies, right? Hate to give this f*cking guy props, because, well, he’s Ted Cruz, but I’m a big believer of giving credit where it’s due.

[h/t Barstool]

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