Over the first couple weeks of 2017, I feel like I have written more Kylie Jenner articles then I did in my previous time here combined. Now, I can’t that back that up with any statistical data (AKA I’m too lazy to go back and count), but I’ve always been more of a gut guy than a brain guy, so it definitely feels like I’ve been writing about Kylie Jenner more than ever.
And I’m totally fine with it. Does she send my life spiraling into an existential crisis about whether principle should factor into how I attracted I am to someone? Sure. But does she look good, plastic or not, 99% of the time we see her? Also sure. So, you know what, Westworld-levels of questioning my reality be damned — I’m going to enjoy Kylie Jenner this year.
Which allllll leads me to believe Kylie Jenner is about to do something f*cking mindblowing this year. I’m not sure what, but she’s going to do something that out-virals her older sister Kim.
I mean, just look at this picture:
That’s a chick that’s not f*cking around anymore. She’s about to turn 20 this year, so you know the Kardashian Empire is scheming something huge. Kim is getting old and worn out and Kylie is just ready to explode.
I don’t want to get my hopes up too early, but if the Kardashian’s do drop a Kylie Jenner tape this year, they may literally break the internet.
Anyway, here are some recent Puma ads she did, cause these are the photos that caused my brain to start fantasizing about where 2017 might lead Kylie Jenner.