This Instagram Picture Of Selena Gomez Will Put You Into Cardiac Arrest

Hello. I am dead.
What you are about to read is being written from purgatory. There’s a hella long line, so I’ve got some time to kill. Luckily, they’ve got some sick¬†wifi up (or down?) here. Gotta admit, I’m a little bummed out about biting the dust before I made it to the quarter-century mark, but let me tell you something, few people get to die while¬†looking at something as pleasant as the backside of Selena Gomez, so in that regard, I’m actually quite lucky. So don’t mourn, celebrate, and enjoy this photo as much as I did.
For a little while, Emily Ratajkowski took over the #1 spot on my list of favorite girls on Earth, but Selena is coming into 2017 SWINGING. Yesterday when I found out she was dating The Weeknd, I was definitely upset with our girl, but this picture easily brought her back into my good graces. 2016 was a rough year for her, so hopefully this is a sign of things to come.

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