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WATCH: Rose Bertram Sunbathes For ‘LOVE’ Magazine’s Advent Calendar

LOVE Magazine's YouTube

LOVE Magazine’s YouTube

According to their website, this is the third to last video for LOVE Magazine’s 2016 Advent Calendar. That royally sucks, but I guess all good things must come to an end. Thankfully, LOVE Magazine is hitting the finish line like they’re Usain Bolt. Celebrate the calendar going out with a bang by watching Rose Bertram do some first-rate sun bathing.

I’ve never seen Desperately Seeking Susan, but if it’s anything remotely like that video, I’m going to haul ass to my nearest Blockbuster. Goddamn, Rose looked amazing. She showed once and for all that the combo of cleavage, frequent butt shots, and liberally applied lotion can’t be beat.

Also, the 22-year-old deserves a lifetime supply of cheese doodles for making them look so sexy. There’s no doubt in my mind that their sales are going to go through the roof after such a transcendent performance. Is there anything the Belgian Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model can’t do?

To help you with the mourning process of losing the daily advent calendar videos, here are a few of my favorites from 2016.

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