Business Is Booming For Bombshells Breastaurants Thanks To Trump Winning The Election

Bombshells is a chain of restaurants with a simple but very effective premise. They have attractive females wear skimpy, military-themed attire and watch the money roll in. The money has been flowing like crazy ever since Donald Trump won the 2016 presidential election too. Bombshells currently has only four locations in Texas, but they’ve been having so much success lately that they are planning to open more than 100 restaurants across the country over the next five years.
Here’s the Daily Mail with more on the Trump effect:

Revenue across the chain’s locations surged by six per cent last fiscal year, and the value of parent company RCI Hospitality has skyrocketed since Trump was named president-elect.
Shares for the hospitality company, which operates a string of strip clubs in addition to its military-themed eateries, have gone up by 40 per cent to $15.95 since November 8, the New York Post reports.
‘I think overall the election is turning out to be very, very positive for us so far,’ RCI CEO Eric Langan said earlier this month on a conference call.

I’m not sure if this is what Trump meant when he said that he would “Make America Great Again,” but I’ll gladly take it. If we can avoid a World War III and get an influx of restaurants with scantily clad waitresses, these next four years might not be so bad after all. I’d climb a wall the size of a goddamn skyscraper if these babes were waiting for me on the other side.

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