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Florida Police Looking For Gas Station Robber With Drawn-On Beard

Pasco Sheriff's Office

Pasco Sheriff’s Office

Florida police are searching for a suspect with masterful skills in disguising their identity. People are getting in their fair share of laughs at the suspect’s drawn-on beard, but while they are busying chuckling behind their keyboards, this bandit is out planning their next score.

Pasco Sheriff's Office

Pasco Sheriff’s Office

The police are so thrown for a loop from this superb marker work that they aren’t even sure if the crook is a male or female. Not even Leo in Catch Me If You Can had the law so bamboozled.

Here’s UPI with the scoop on this crafty criminal.

The suspect was described as a heavyset white individual between 30 and 40-years-old with long dark hair, according to WTSP.

He or she reportedly attempted to rob Holiday Gas Station near Highway 19 while wearing a red bandanna, clear gloves, glasses, a green army style jumpsuit and the drawn-on beard as a disguise.

It us unclear if the suspect was successful in taking any cash from the gas station and no injuries were reported, according to WPTV.

The suspect fled the scene in a tan or brown Toyota truck and local police are offering a reward of up to $3,000 for information leading to the suspect’s arrest.

The suspect may not have made away with any money from the gas station robbery, but they are still up eight bucks from not having to buy a black ski mask. You gotta respect that thriftiness.

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