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Uh, Hey McDonald’s, There’s Something Wrong With Your Holiday Cups


If you follow my writing, you know I shit on McDonald’s every opportunity I get. They’re a cancer to this nation that does far more harm than good. I don’t know why people aren’t more woke to this and it’s honestly infuriating. Google the phrase “stuff found in McDonald’s chicken nuggets” and tell me that’s a place where a child should be eating.

Anyway, in one of the all-time dumbest McDonald’s moves, it appears that they put a rather uhhhhhh questionable image on their holiday cups. Take a look at the original cup:

Mmmmmmmm. That sure does look A LOT like… Yup…. Someone spreading their cheeks. Way to go McDonald’s, you buffoons.

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