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73-Year-Old Mick Jagger Becomes Father For Eighth Time

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Mick Jagger is the frontman of the legendary rock band the Rolling Stones, and it’s becoming more and more apparent that this dude is not a mere mortal. An average man would have been in the grave a long time ago after consuming all of the drugs and booze that Jagger did, but here he is at the ripe old age of 73, with sperm that still swims like Michael Phelps.

It was announced today that Jagger and his 29-year-old girlfriend Melanie Hamrick welcomed their first child to the world in New York. Hamrick is a ballerina, so I can only imagine what kind of kinky position she was in when their son was conceived.

Here’s The Guardian with more:

“They are both delighted,” a statement said. “Mick was at the hospital for the arrival. Mother and baby are doing well and we request that the media respect their privacy at this time.”

Jagger, who is now a great-grandfather, has children with five different women. His oldest is 45-year-old Karis Hunt, whose mother is the singer Marsha Hunt. Jade Jagger, 44, is his daughter with Bianca Jagger, to whom he was married for eight years, and he has four children with Jerry Hall – Elizabeth, 32, James, 30, Georgia, 24, and Gabriel, 19. He also has a son Lucas, 17, with Brazilian model Luciana Gimenez.

What a goddamn legend. While most 73-year-olds are busy eating Werther’s Originals and watching The Price is Right, Jagger is still releasing music and knocking up broads. Let’s tip our cap to this potent cocksman by listening to a few of his classic tunes.

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