This New (Cough Bullsh*t Cough) Study Determined Which Names Make The Best Spouses

A new study just revealed the names of the people that would make good husbands or wives. Yep, you heard it right. Apparently, your name can determine whether or not you’d be a good spouse. Crazy, right? Well, crazier things have happened. I guess the implications of this study aren’t that farfetched. I bet you’re all wondering whether or not your name made the list. I am wondering that same thing! surveyed 2,000 people for this study and looked to find out the common first names that would make the best marriage partner based on each participant’s experience with others. “Every time we hear mention of a name we naturally associate particular values or impressions based on our past experiences,” a spokesman for the Siteopia said. “It seems certain names tend to crop up more than others when thinking about the qualities of a good husband or wife and the lists no doubt make interesting reading to many.”

Are you ready for me to cut the chit-chat and get down to brass tacks of the situation? Who made the list and who didn’t? Let’s find out right now!

Who would make the best wife? Let’s see the top 10…

1. Katie
2. Sophie
3. Louise
4. Sarah
5. Emily
6. Charlotte
7. Elizabeth
8. Amy
9. Jessica
10. Lucy

But who would make the best husband? What guy names scored the highest? I’ll show you that too…

1. David
2. Andrew
3. Daniel
4. Paul
5. John
6. William
7. Simon
8. James
9. Chris
10. Stephen

Did you make the cut? I know I didn’t. Ah, well. The bachelor life it is.

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