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Bears WR Alshon Jeffery Suspended Four Games For Using PEDs

Stacy Revere/Getty Images

Stacy Revere/Getty Images

The Chicago Bears‘ nightmarish 2016 season continues. Just a day after they got blown out 36-10 by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to drop to 2-7, it was reported that Alshon Jeffery will be suspended four games for testing positive for PEDs.

The juice wasn’t even working for Jeffery, as all of his fantasy owners could tell you that the 26-year-old wide receiver was having a highly disappointing season. In nine games, Jeffery has caught 40 passes for 630 yards and one touchdown. On a per game basis, he’s posted by far his worst stats since his rookie year in 2012.

The 2013 Pro Bowler couldn’t have picked a more inopportune time to hit free agency, as his disastrous season is going to cost him millions upon millions of dollars. I haven’t seen fortunes change so drastically since the Duke brothers got outsmarted in Trading Places. He’s gotta be begging for a re-do.

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