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Ric Flair Wrote Himself In For President

Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images for Delta

Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images for Delta

Ric Flair went to the polls today to vote, and it seems like he wasn’t feeling any of the candidates. Instead of casting his vote for Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, the Nature Boy voted for himself.

WOOO!!! I’m not sure what happened to Waka Flocka Flame, but I fully support this move. If Flair was able to sleep with Halle Berry, then running the country would be a walk in the park for him.

And truthfully, being a 16-time world champion is actually a much more impressive résumé than whatever the f*ck Trump has accomplished in his life. As for Hillary, she might have plenty of experience in foreign policy, but Flair is a master negotiator. All he’d have to do is put a world leader in a figure-four leglock and they’d sign anything put in front of them. So long, $19 trillion debt!

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