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Election Day Is Officially Here: Two Topless Chicks Decided To Protest Trump At A Polling Location

Donald Trump


Election Day 2016.: Start… Your… Engines!!!!!

It’s only 10:45 A.M. and the madness has only begun. Americans have been counting down this day ever since Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton officially became the Republican and Democratic nominees respectively. Well, while some have been counting down, others have been dreading this day for awhile now. Protests have been rumored to happen all over the country, so it comes as no surprise to me that they have already begun.

Two topless women showed up to Donald Trump’s polling location in Midtown Manhattan to protest the Republican nominee. They were yelling things like “Trump, grab your balls!” and “Hate out of my polls.” Surprisingly, these women lasted with their shirts off for over 30 seconds before they were arrested so you know what, I’ll tip my cap because I could’ve sworn they would be removed after less than five seconds.

That being said, really ladies? Was this necessary? Protesting is definitely necessary sometimes, but come on, this is a bit ridiculous. Today is ELECTION DAY, there’s nothing left to protest. If you haven’t made up your mind by now, then flip a coin honestly. I find it hard to believe that you are going to sway last-minute voters in this topless protest. I’m going to fill you in on a little secret: Hillary Clinton is going to win New York by a landslide. I mean it’s not even going to be close. You could’ve saved yourself some money but now, you’ll have to pay for bail with it.

Truthfully, I can’t wait for this election to be over. Kind’ve sad on my part since this is such an important election, but it’s the truth. I just want social media to go back to a place where you can stalk people you met at the bar last night and watch viral videos. I get it. You voted. I voted, too. Let’s keep it to ourselves, shall we? I don’t need amateur wannabe politicians spitting out hot takes anymore while saying, “You’re dumb if you vote for this candidate.” Those people can go kick rocks.


COED Writer