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Here’s Our Official Election Day Drinking Game To Get You Through The Apocalypse


election drinking game

Well, people, it’s here: the end of the world. Just kidding. Kind of. It’s election day and like any reasonable┬áperson, you’re going to deal with the misery of it all by drinking. At least that’s what we’re doing. Maybe if we get drunk enough, we’ll be able to convince ourselves that this was all just a bad dream.

In all seriousness, though, as miserable as this election cycle has been, get out there and vote. Sober, drunk, depressed, or terrified, just do it. Then spend the next four years complaining about the other guy, and we’ll start all over again in 2020!

So, in honor of the 2016 election finally coming to a close, tune into either MSNBC, CNN, or Fox News, and follow these rules!

2016 Presidential Election Drinking Game

If you’re voting Trump, drink when you hear the words:

  • Mexico
  • Must Win
  • Billy Bush
  • Working Class
  • Rust Belt
  • China

If you’re team Hillary, drink when you hear these words:

  • Firewall
  • Comey
  • Hispanic
  • Suburbs
  • Investigation
  • FBI

No matter who you’re voting for, you drink when you hear these words:

  • Independents
  • Gary Johnson
  • Reagan
  • Email
  • “Great”
  • Wall
  • Bernie Sanders
  • Jill Stein
  • Russia
  • Hacked
  • Swing State

And, finally, if you’re not voting at all because neither of these trash candidates deserves your vote, drink whenever the hell you want, and watch it all burn.

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