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Jimmy Kimmel’s “I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy” Is Back


Jimmy Kimmel Live

Yes. This is one of the best late night bits of the year. If you’re reading this, you were a child once, and hopefully, you had a good childhood. And if you had a good childhood, that means you went hard AF on Halloween. Between the ages of like four to 10, Halloween is the third best holiday of the year, only being behind the present holidays (Christmas and your birthday). So you can only imagine how ape shit you’d go if your parents pulled the ultimate dick move and not only TOOK AWAY your candy┬ábut enjoyed it for themselves. Those are fightin’ words.

But since Kimmel is an equal opportunity prankster, he made sure to hit his own daughter with the prank too:

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