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WATCH: Kylie Jenner Making Lasagna Is Way Hotter Than It Should Be

Kylie Jenner's Instagram/Puma

Kylie Jenner’s Instagram/Puma

While we learned earlier today that taking topless Snapchat photos and driving drunk is highly dangerous, taking sexy Snaps and making lasagna is perfectly safe. Kylie Jenner posted a series of pics and videos to her Snapchat account of her preparing some lasagna, and I’m honestly shocked that she even knows how to turn on an oven. If I was as rich as her, I would never step foot into a kitchen. I’d have a goddamn army of professional chefs on staff at all times to make all of my gluttonous wishes come true.

But thankfully for our viewing pleasure, Kylie loves to turn up the heat in the kitchen.

It’s a real bummer that we never get to see a photo of the finished product, but that’s just a savvy move by Kylie. Real Gs move in silence like lasagna, and social media titans always leave a little something to the imagination. This is true for both provocative pictures and hearty Italian pasta dishes. Keep people intrigued with risqué butt shots and lasagna captions, but never give it all away. That’s how you allure your fans to come back for more.

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Towson University graduate, Maryland resident, chicken parm connoisseur, and "Gin and Juice" karaoke performer. Follow me on Twitter for frequent complaining and Chappelle's Show quotes.