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Matthew & Kelly Stafford Dressed As ‘Sandlot’ Characters For Halloween Party

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Halloween party season is in full effect, and Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford and his wife Kelly got into the fun by dressing up as characters from the 1993 classic The Sandlot.

Benny the jet and squints threw a Halloween party last night. #L7weenie #DetroitLionsHalloweenParty

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Those are pretty awesome costumes, but I gotta say that I’m a little surprised they went with those two characters. The Sandlot is such a layup for couples, as they can just go as Michael `Squints’ Palledorous and Wendy Peffercorn. That combo is always a crowd-pleaser, and you can easily reenact their timeless mouth-to-mouth scene by pretending to drown while bobbing for apples.

I guess you gotta give them some credit for thinking outside the box, though. Plus, Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez was a goddamn stud and Matthew is playing like a man possessed right now, so it’s a very applicable choice.

These are still my favorite Halloween costumes from the Staffords. Camo has never looked sexier.

I’m thinking that for next year, Kelly and Matthew should go as characters from Space Jam. That girl can shoot the f*cking lights out.

Behind the arch. Men's ball. So close.

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For all the non-believers. That fifth shot is seriously frustrating me. #letitrain

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