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No Chill Of The Week: There Is A Kim Kardashian ‘Parisian Heist Robbery Victim’ Costume

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Look, no one thinks the Kardashians are the dirty ass crack of American society more than me, but what happened to Kim Kardashian is f*cked up and no one deserves that. When I was in college in the lovely, wonderful Rutgers-New Brunswick, me and my buddies had a gun put on our face, and let me tell you there really isn’t a more helpless feeling on Earth. So I have more sympathy towards Kardashian than the average 23-year-old white dude.

That being said, everyone should feel some level of sympathy towards Kardashian. No one deserves that, not even her. She is a mother after all. BUUTTTTTT, even though I do feel for Kim Kardashian’s situation, I am 100% on board with this Halloween costume. Offensive Halloween costumes come and go every year, and this is just one of the many. For someone who has spent over a decade profiting off of the public’s stupidity, it’s nice to see someone profiting off Kardashian’s stupidity.

Costumeish, who apparently are known for their offensive garb, have decided to rake in on some cash at the social media star’s expense, selling a hilariously titled “Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume Kit” for an outrageous $69.99. Whoever is dumb enough to drop 70 bucks on a bathrobe, a fake ring, and a pair of sunglasses probably deserves to be robbed anyway.

Love the “*costume ring is made of plastic and not worth $4 million dollars.” It’s scary that people are so stupid that a costume company actually has to put that disclaimer in their product.

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