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WATCH: The Most Unfair, Quickest Bouncer Knockout You’ll Ever See

Bar Fight Video Knockout


Sometimes I see bouncers fighting drunk people and I think to myself “I really hope the bouncer gets it in this one.” Other times, I find myself rooting for the bouncer. Not that it really matters, of course, because the bouncers always win, but as a blogger I seem to like picking sides.

But in this video, I didn’t even have time to figure out who I liked more because the fight was over lickety-split. Hell, this thing was over before it even began. It probably ended in a knockout the moment this f*cking idiot took off his shirt and decided he had anything even resembling a chance against this 6’2″ 270-pound animal.

Yeah, those jabs looked real good kid, but unless you KO someone like that ASAP, you’re going to be fresh meat on concrete.

Not for nothing, the bouncer keeping the loser on the ground in that “Draw me like one of your french girls” poses has got to be the most embarrassing thing in the world.

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