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Want To See Selena Gomez Kiss Another Girl? Good. Because She Did.


I remember when I was in my freshman year of high school, back in 2007, there was this show on Disney Channel called Wizards of Waverly Place (or however the f*ck it’s spelt, I don’t care enough to Google it). And in that show, was this cute little chick who was the same age as me. Her name was Selena Gomez. So anyway, me and my buddies are sitting around stoned, flipping through the channels. We pass Disney Channel while this Wizards show was on, and I tell my buddy to stop, to leave this channel on.

“Why?” he frustratingly asks. “You watch this sh*t, Eric?” he said.

“Of course I do!” I replied.

“But dude, it’s a kid’s show, what the hell?”

Now, my answer at the time was based off of my personal opinion and nothing more. I just thought she was super cute.

“Because this chick here is going to be the hottest girl in the world one day, that’s why.”

Premonition? Maybe. Standard teenage horniness? Most likely. Because fast forward 8 years later, and Selena Gomez may actually be the hottest woman in the world. Well, her attractiveness is totally subjective, but her popularity isn’t: she is the most followed woman on Instagram. More then Kim, Kylie and every other talentless piece of plastic out there.

So what’s the point of my story? There is none, really, other than the fact that almost a decade ago I had a feeling Selena Gomez would take over the world, and she did.

Oh, right, here’s this awesome Snapchat video of her from last night kissing another chick.

2008, and 2016 me, are hyped AF.

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A New Jersey native & Rutgers University graduate who firmly believes it's better to be lucky than good. My goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay. You can probably find me somewhere cooking either too little or too much pasta. contact me -