13% Of Americans Would Rather Have This Horrible Event Happen Then Vote For Trump Or Hillary

Let’s just be honest with each other, shall we? For these next four years, America is f*cked. No matter who wins, we will undoubtedly be worse off then we are right now. Don’t believe me? Then you’re a blind loyalist, and an idiot, because neither of these candidates are fit to be our President. Apparently, though, 13% of the American population are still intelligent. And that is because, according to recent polls, 13% of Americans would rather a meteor wipe out the planet then vote for Hillary or Trump. Let me put that in Layman’s terms, just so you can wrap your head around how truly outrageous that is.

So, if the meteor was able to appear on all 50 state’s ballots, it would hypothetically end with the highest votes of any third-party candidate since Ross Perot.

As fir the results of the poll, Public Policy Polling said:

“We find that the Meteor would poll at 13%- far more support than the third party candidates actually on the ballot- with Clinton at 43% and Trump at 38%. The Meteor is particularly appealing to independent voters, functionally in a three way tie at 27% to 35% for Clinton and 31% for Trump.”

Clinton 43
Trump 38
Giant meteor hitting the earth 13

via @ppppolls @maddow pic.twitter.com/4YEQUU0boy

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) June 30, 2016

HAHAHAHAHA. I knew we were losing faith, but DAYUM, I didn’t know it was this bad. I mean, f*ckin’ a, people would literally rather be evaporated into dust by a giant space rock then pledge their support to either of these two ass clowns. Can’t say it’s a bright strategy, but dammit, do I respect the hell out of it. #GiantMeteor2016

 

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