In an attempt to help out our readers, we often try and give them good advice about dealing with the police. So even if you don’t live in Texas, this incredibly useful and funny song by the Central Texas law firm of Hutson & Harris is probably worth your three and a half minutes of time. These two legal eagles break it down for you why you shouldn’t eat your marijuana in front of the cops, specifically because of the fact it goes from a Class B misdemeanor into a felony.
Personally, I think that if you’re already pulled over and you can be absolutely sure that you’ll destroy all the evidence, you should still probably eat your weed. It’s just not a good idea if you’ve been pulled out of your car and then eat the weed in plain sight of the officer.