Hey, everybody, meet Ricky Hand. Ol’ Ricky here is a career criminal who was being sentenced for a multitude of robberies threw feces at the judge during his sentencing this morning. This guy has clearly seen Training Day once or twice.
Hand concealed the feces on his person and threw it at the unsuspecting judge after he was sentenced to 40 years in prison for his role in the robberies. Hand, who seems unreasonably surprised by the sentencing, faced 30 charges of breaking and entering, safe-cracking, aggravated robbery, abduction and attempted safe-cracking, in April, according to court records. Yeah, hey, uh, Ricky, that’s a sh*t load of crimes my dude. No wonder you’re going to be spending the rest of your life in jail. You also clearly planned the attack, YOU BROUGHT YOUR POOP WITH YOU, so obviously you were expecting sh*t to hit the fan. Pun intended.