Thug level = 1000. I just can’t get over this dude. Every time I read a Leo story I think to myself, “Well, this is peak Leo. He just can’t get any cooler than this.” And yet every time, I’m wrong. The King will always find a way to one up himself.
So as you can imagine, this latest news from the world of Leo’s escapades is better than ever. According to Star Magazine:
Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude,” says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner. “She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.
The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
Leo knows women are mesmerized by his stardom, so he obviously doesn’t care at all whether they’re satisfied or not,” says another insider. “He can sleep with almost any woman he wants without even trying, so it’s no surprise he doesn’t try in bed either.
Does it get any better then ripping vapes, listening to tunes, and getting it in? No, there is literally nothing better. Maybe swap out the vape for a joint, and you might have a case. But otherwise, this is the pinnacle of human life.