Herd Of Sheep Eat Weed Edibles, Go On Wild Rampage

via Metro

Yup. You read that headline correctly.

Coming to you from Britain, a “group of sheep have gone on a rampage after possibly eating some discarded cannabis plants.” It figures that the nation that couldn’t control Americans has evolved into one that can not even control sheep.

According to Swansea County Councillor Ioan Richard, “The flock had been seen roaming around a local village and trying to get into people’s homes.”

Classic sheep. Getting high and trying to pull B&Es. Classic.

He elaborates, though, that these aren’t just regular, rogue sheep. These are stoned sheep. County Councillor Richard worries that the sheep have eaten “cannabis plants that were dumped from an illegal cannabis factory.”

So far, the sheep have gotten “in people’s gardens and one even entered a bungalow and left a mess in the bedroom.” F*ckin sheep, man. Just roamin’ around, gettin’ high, eating and breaking people’s sh*t. This would put a human in jail for a couple years.

Maybe most hilariously, the South Wales police (clearly descendants of Sherlock Holmes) have urged anyone with information on who dumped the weed to contact South Wales Police. Surrrrrreeee. That’ll definitely work.

Oh, Britain. I’m so glad America escaped your oppression and your batsh*t crazy sheep.

[h/t Metro]

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