When I think about some of the great things humankind has produced – the computer, cars, solar energy, Snapchat — I have faith that we’ll be able to tackle some of life’s bigger problems, like global warming, widespread famine, and deadly disease. But then things like The JerkShirt show up on my Facebook Timeline and I want to kill myself all over again.
A new erotic film company called CamSoda is making the world a darker place with The JerkShirt, a button-up that gives men the opportunity to have a JO sesh in public. How is that possible, you might ask? Well, considering it comes equipped with a fake third arm, it’s actually pretty easy.
Have I menetioned that I’ve lost all faith in humanity.
On the bright side, the company remains relatively PC by offering shirts with different colored arms, so no creepy man feels discriminated against.
For only $49.99 you’ll be able to be expedite that sexual assault crime you’ve been dying to get charged for.
If you needed anymore convincing as to why this is the
worst, most disgusting best idea of all time, the press release from founder Daron Lundeen says it all:
With more and more people on their mobile devices than ever before, we wanted to provide them with a seemingly inconspicuous way to enjoy adult entertainment. Enter the JerkShirt. People no longer have to live in fear of being caught mid-jerk.
Right, because no one should ever live in fear of getting caught jerking off in public. It’s a basic human right, after all.