According to PETA’s newest commercial, the real reason you’re not lasting long in bed is because of your eating habits – particularly your meat eating levels. The ad – which could definitely be placed in the NSFW category – was originally filmed with the intention of running during the Super Bowl. Unfortunately it’s already been banned from commercial playing time.
The video shows a carnivorous couple and a vegan couple in side-by-side shots going at it. While the carnivorous couple finishes (or gives up) quickly, the vegan couple keeps the steamy sesh going on through the end of the video. The video, which was appropriately titled “Last Longer,” was captioned, “Vegans last longer. See the side by side proof here.”
According to PETA’s press release, “meat eaters around the country are feeling the effects of a deflategate taking place right on their home turf, in the bedroom. Turns out, the cholesterol in meat, eggs, and dairy products slows the flow of blood to all the body’s organs–not just the heart.”
PETA is known for their controversial ads, and this sexual one is no exception. Even so, you can view the video on YouTube.
“We did try to submit the ad last fall, but we didn’t get a response from the executives at CBS,” a spokeswoman told HuffPost. Not surprising, as many are considering the ad to be more like a soft-core porno than an inspirational “hug animals, don’t eat them!” message.
In a statement from PETA Senior Vice President Lisa Lange, super Bowl 50 audiences will be missing out on the comedy, sex appeal, and lifesaving message that “vegan meals can help clear clogged-up carnivores and get their blood pumping again.” Luckily we’re here to help the sheltered.
Check out the vid for yourself below.