Now that it’s December 1st, the Elf On The Shelf is officially back. For those of you who don’t understand the viral sensation, originally the elf puppet was supposed watch over children to make sure they behave. Every night, parents are supposed to move the elf someplace else to make it seem like the Elf on the Shelf is alive, but recently things have taken a dark turn.
Rather than acting as Santa’s little eyes and ears, The Elf on the Shelf has starting acting out–doing everything from cocaine to pissing in your little bottles of Fireball.
Normally we wouldn’t really care for a childish tradition like this, but the thought of parents drunkenly taking dumb inappropriate photos for their friends, only to accidentally leave the elf with a half-naked Barbie and a bottle of liquor, thereby ruining the magic of Christmas is too funny to ignore.