Department Store Unveils Weird, Unintentional Date Rape Ad & The Dude Looks a Lot Like Robin Thicke

In the midst of the recent Starbucks scandal – and by scandal we mean, everyone who cares about this is stupid – Bloomingdales might be taking the limelight. Luckily, it’s for a much better reason.

The monstrous department store just released a new holiday ad that seems to promote drugging your hot girl friends and raping them. Happy holidays!

The ad shows a man and a woman – the man staring adoringly at his female counterpart who is laughing in the opposite direction – and between them the line, “Spike Your Best Friend’s Eggnog When They’re Not Looking.” Umm… this is how a lot of Law &¬†Order: SVU episodes start.

Besides the whole date rapey vibe, which is really¬†hard to deny, the dude in the ad looks exactly like Robin Thicke, which is terrifying for separate reasons. There’s virtually no amount of PR or marketing that can cover the department store’s ass on this one.

See for yourself:

Bloomingdales Date Rape

Robin Thicke, please stop drugging your friends’ eggnog, stealing songs, and providing music for your dad to f*ck to. JUST STOP.

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