Donald Trump Wants Everyone to Boycott Starbucks, Someone Please Make This Stop

All hell broke loose earlier this week when Starbucks announced that their holiday cups would remain neutral with a warm red color and no further decoration. Because America has a ton of time on their hands and members of the tea party are found in the crevices of our country, people went batsh*t crazy over the otherwise ridiculously mundane issue.

But who’s pushing it either farther into the limelight? GOP presidential hopeful Donald Trump, of course. The man who took time off from bashing Megyn Kelly and rolling in his wads of cash to address an insane “controversy” that shouldn’t even be something worth talking about in the first place.

During a campaign rally Monday night in Springfield, Illinois, the toupee-wearing “politician” called for a boycott against the highly successful coffee chain.

“I have one of the most successful Starbucks in Trump Tower,” Trump told the crowd. “Maybe we should boycott Starbucks? I don’t know. Seriously, I don’t care. By the way, that’s the end of that lease but who cares.”

Dear God, why?!

He then added, “If I become president, we’re all going to be saying Merry Christmas again, that I can tell you. That I can tell you. Unbelievable.”

Despite the company explaining what prompted the decision to leave Christmas-specific imagery off of your Peppermint Mocha coffee cup – “Our core values as a company are to create a culture of belonging, inclusion and diversity. Each year during the holidays we aim to bring our customers an experience that inspires the spirit of the season and we will continue to embrace and welcome customers from all backgrounds and religions in our stores around the world.” – society has continued to beat them into the ground, and will continue to do so, presumably, until the next asinine social problem comes to the forefront.

So here’s a HUGE thanks to Donald Trump for keeping this going! Nice work! See you at the Republican debate!

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